Schäffer the Darklord, The Department Of Darkness, MC Frontalot - Overruled lyrics
[Schäffer the Darklord, The Department Of Darkness, MC Frontalot - Overruled lyrics]
Your Honor
I represent a Mr thomas in this matter
His tragedy could not be sadder
He’s been the victim in every altercation
From humiliating injury
To injurious humiliation
Assaults with kitchen implements and fire
False imprisonments, bisection by piano wire
My client’s tired, hopes a quick conclusion
Seeks a protection order and restitution
Your Honor, if it pleases the court
My client, Mr gerald, will defend and support
His own innocence
Providing ample proof that imparts
The fact the plaintiff’s claims against
Him are an absolute farce
Mr thomas is the one who’s
Been abusive and violent for seventy years
And now he tries to buy my client’s silence
With a costly
Embarrassing trial and quote "clear his name"
But the truth will cloud his tall
Tales, and justice will rain, Thank you
Your Honor, my client is the victim in this
Oh please, Your Honor
My client moves to dismiss
Counselor, you think my client’s a fool?
Go chase an ambulance! –
Objection! - OVERRULED!
Your Honor, my client’s suffered enough
Your Honor
My client’s claims cannot be rebuffed
Counselor, curious, where’d you go to school?
Cooley Law? – Objection! – OVERRULED!
Your Honor, we bring our client under oath
He’s never been verbose
That’s how trauma goes
But please, if you are able, Mr thomas
Indicate if your seemingly mousy tormentor
Is with us today (point him out)
Mr thomas, isn’t it true
That in 1950, ‘vember 25th with a pool cue
You beat my sleeping client
An act of unprovoked aggression?
It was all caught on film
No further questions
Your Honor, we call Mr gerald to the stand
Tell us about the axes and
Cigars and the pans
That Thomas used when switched
From kitten to vicious
I thank you for your bravery – your witness
I represent a Mr thomas in this matter
His tragedy could not be sadder
He’s been the victim in every altercation
From humiliating injury
To injurious humiliation
Assaults with kitchen implements and fire
False imprisonments, bisection by piano wire
My client’s tired, hopes a quick conclusion
Seeks a protection order and restitution
Your Honor, if it pleases the court
My client, Mr gerald, will defend and support
His own innocence
Providing ample proof that imparts
The fact the plaintiff’s claims against
Him are an absolute farce
Mr thomas is the one who’s
Been abusive and violent for seventy years
And now he tries to buy my client’s silence
With a costly
Embarrassing trial and quote "clear his name"
But the truth will cloud his tall
Tales, and justice will rain, Thank you
Your Honor, my client is the victim in this
Oh please, Your Honor
My client moves to dismiss
Counselor, you think my client’s a fool?
Go chase an ambulance! –
Objection! - OVERRULED!
Your Honor, my client’s suffered enough
Your Honor
My client’s claims cannot be rebuffed
Counselor, curious, where’d you go to school?
Cooley Law? – Objection! – OVERRULED!
Your Honor, we bring our client under oath
He’s never been verbose
That’s how trauma goes
But please, if you are able, Mr thomas
Indicate if your seemingly mousy tormentor
Is with us today (point him out)
Mr thomas, isn’t it true
That in 1950, ‘vember 25th with a pool cue
You beat my sleeping client
An act of unprovoked aggression?
It was all caught on film
No further questions
Your Honor, we call Mr gerald to the stand
Tell us about the axes and
Cigars and the pans
That Thomas used when switched
From kitten to vicious
I thank you for your bravery – your witness