Bart Baker - 22 Parody lyrics

It feels like the perfect day
To torture my exes
And then put on their skin help me!
Shut up Harry! I escaped from the asylum
And kidnapped all of them
So I could get my revenge you're sick!
HA HA HA hA!

Yeah i've got Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy
All wrapped in duct tape! Ha ha ha ha
Bitch give me back my fucking face!
Fat chance! Today's the first day of
A never-ending Hell date! It's time!
Uh oh

Now you all will be mine!
Until the end of all time!
I will never let you leave
Somebody call the police!
You better shut your mouth!
Or I will cut your tongue out!
Why are you dancing like that?
Because I'm a psychopath!
Now it's your turn to dance!
You just shot me in my ass!

You should never have dumped me!
Now you're all buried
Let's watch Tyler Perry please just kill us!
It's Madea Goes to Jail!
(Ahh) My favorite movie! (Hallelujah)
This proves she's crazy! (Ahh)
It's making my eyes bleed!

Yeah soon you will all become members
Of my death cult! Uh, excuse me?
After the murder ritual! Oh crap!
Then we will spend eternity together below!
In Hell! Ah ha ha ha ha uh oh!

All the rumors are true! I am Satan!
Yeah we knew!
Now your heads must all come off!
BRB I'll get the saw!
Dude, she dropped her cell phone!
Pick it up call the po po!
We'll be dead once they get here!
I have a better idea sent!
Ah, what are you doing?
Uh uh uh uh (Ahh) We were not doing anything
Ah, no matter, time to die! No no no no
I'll see you in the afterlife

Hey hey! Drop the weapon, Miss Swift!
OMG, it's Jesus! How did you find me JC?
I got a text from Jake G
We're actually quite close!
He likes all my Facebook posts!
And he follows me on Twitter
Anyway back to Taylor now! Gah
Time to take care of you! I can't move!
With this Holy Water Balloon!
Gah! Get that away from me you fool, gah!
Sorry but your time here is through!