Bart Baker - What Makes You Beautiful Parody lyrics
[Bart Baker - What Makes You Beautiful Parody lyrics]
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup
Even though we’re all gay
But secretly what we’re looking
For is some dick
They can’t know oh oh that you’re not hetero
Bet that you taste beautiful
Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah
So you better keep kicking that
Ball all damn day
Everyone can see it
It’s obvious we like penis
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day
Let’s all get in the water and masturbate
99% of your fans are straight ladies
If they find out your queers
Our sales will go away
But looking at you makes our
Pen!s go ever soft
Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and
Have been watching you all this time
I gotta say that you’re
All looking mighty fine
Why don’t we head back to my
Place and have some wine