Bart Baker - What Makes You Beautiful Parody lyrics

I use a really expensive shampoo
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup

Even though we’re all gay

But secretly what we’re looking
For is some dick

They can’t know oh oh that you’re not hetero

Bet that you taste beautiful

Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah

So you better keep kicking that
Ball all damn day

Everyone can see it
It’s obvious we like penis

All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day
Let’s all get in the water and masturbate

99% of your fans are straight ladies
If they find out your queers
Our sales will go away

But looking at you makes our
Pen!s go ever soft

Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff

I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and
Have been watching you all this time
I gotta say that you’re
All looking mighty fine
Why don’t we head back to my
Place and have some wine