Bart Baker - Work from Home (Parody) lyrics
[Bart Baker - Work from Home Parody lyrics]
I was sitting at home and
It was totally boring
Then I started thinking about sex
Then I got horny so I showed up here
To where my boyfriend works
Honey that's very distracting ouch!
Aw, I bet that hurts
Trying to get our men all worked up
So that they will come home and bone
Babe stop grinding on the equipment
You're gonna get me in trouble aah!
Our men should stay home from work
Cos we want constant sex
But, if we don't go to work
We won't get our paychecks
We don't care cos we only
See you as sex objects
You should all quit your jobs and
Go on unemployment
But that's not enough cash to live on
We're sorry but that's not our problem
The way you drive those nails in
Is really turning me on
Please go home this place is dangerous
I'm using a nail gun
It's not safe for you here
You shouldn't be staying
Ouch, I nailed my hand to the wall!
Wow that blood's really sprayin'
Babe, I wish you'd put down that blowtorch
My body's aching with desire
Darling, you really shouldn't be here
I have to work or I'll get fired fire!
Can someone please, tell me
Why I'm on this track with Fifth Harmony
And why are all of their songs about boning
It's messed up their fans are young teens
Somebody needs to teach these
Girls how to twerk properly
They look like they are seizuring
Stop that shit, I am begging you please,!
Ooh, I am so damn confused
How I'd go from Blasé to
A song with shirtless dudes?
And why do I have this?
Guess I should hit something
Why'd you do that!? Now gas is leaking!
Oh my god, you're such an ass
This whole house could explode!
We must stop this leaking gas
Turn off the main control!
You don't gotta do your work
Just stop and have sex now
You don't understand this place
Is bout to go kaplow!
Y'all stressing me out oh hey I know
I'ma smoke this blunt oh, no, no, no!
It was totally boring
Then I started thinking about sex
Then I got horny so I showed up here
To where my boyfriend works
Honey that's very distracting ouch!
Aw, I bet that hurts
Trying to get our men all worked up
So that they will come home and bone
Babe stop grinding on the equipment
You're gonna get me in trouble aah!
Our men should stay home from work
Cos we want constant sex
But, if we don't go to work
We won't get our paychecks
We don't care cos we only
See you as sex objects
You should all quit your jobs and
Go on unemployment
But that's not enough cash to live on
We're sorry but that's not our problem
The way you drive those nails in
Is really turning me on
Please go home this place is dangerous
I'm using a nail gun
It's not safe for you here
You shouldn't be staying
Ouch, I nailed my hand to the wall!
Wow that blood's really sprayin'
Babe, I wish you'd put down that blowtorch
My body's aching with desire
Darling, you really shouldn't be here
I have to work or I'll get fired fire!
Can someone please, tell me
Why I'm on this track with Fifth Harmony
And why are all of their songs about boning
It's messed up their fans are young teens
Somebody needs to teach these
Girls how to twerk properly
They look like they are seizuring
Stop that shit, I am begging you please,!
Ooh, I am so damn confused
How I'd go from Blasé to
A song with shirtless dudes?
And why do I have this?
Guess I should hit something
Why'd you do that!? Now gas is leaking!
Oh my god, you're such an ass
This whole house could explode!
We must stop this leaking gas
Turn off the main control!
You don't gotta do your work
Just stop and have sex now
You don't understand this place
Is bout to go kaplow!
Y'all stressing me out oh hey I know
I'ma smoke this blunt oh, no, no, no!