Bart Baker - Where Are You Now (Parody) lyrics
[Bart Baker - Where Are You Now Parody lyrics]
Where did I go i’ve been gone
Haven’t made songs in so long
Been locked down on house arrest for all
The shit that I did wrong
Meanwhile pop music moved on
Big hit's are EDM songs
So I called up Skrillex and Diplo
This video is so dark, you can barely see me
There’s no lighting
Now you can see that I’m singing
But my mouth is barely moving
Even though I got a
Brand new model girlfriend every week
This song’s about how I’m lonely
(Look at me pout)
I bite my lip, it’s so cheesy
I have new lesbian hair
I did a roast to change my image (image)
Cause, I have to try
To make the world think that I’m not a d bag
(d bag)
Man did I fool all those dumb pricks
Why werеn’t we asked to be in this?
Justin wants all of thе credit
So just keep messing with his pics
Who is drawing all these dick pics?
I thought I told you guys that
You cannot be in this (mmm)
We wrote this song and made this beat, jerk
We own it so get lost dude
We only let you sing on
It to sell more unit's that is true
And now we got a hit because
All your rabid fans bought it we used you
What! Oh my God, I’m gonna kill you
We have a weapon to beat you
What is it? What will you use?
I will simply play for you
A high pitched annoying flute loop
Yes, so what, what will that do?
It will drive you Looney Tunes
It can cast magic spells too
And it’s starting now
We now summon a mutant version
Of your ex-best friend with this magic flute
Look there he is he’s huge and he’s pissed
Shit, it’s Mally, my pet monkey
You abandoned me in Germany
Now it’s time JB, I get my revenge
Oh, no!
You’re coming with me to captivity
No please, let me go!
Haven’t made songs in so long
Been locked down on house arrest for all
The shit that I did wrong
Meanwhile pop music moved on
Big hit's are EDM songs
So I called up Skrillex and Diplo
This video is so dark, you can barely see me
There’s no lighting
Now you can see that I’m singing
But my mouth is barely moving
Even though I got a
Brand new model girlfriend every week
This song’s about how I’m lonely
(Look at me pout)
I bite my lip, it’s so cheesy
I have new lesbian hair
I did a roast to change my image (image)
Cause, I have to try
To make the world think that I’m not a d bag
(d bag)
Man did I fool all those dumb pricks
Why werеn’t we asked to be in this?
Justin wants all of thе credit
So just keep messing with his pics
Who is drawing all these dick pics?
I thought I told you guys that
You cannot be in this (mmm)
We wrote this song and made this beat, jerk
We own it so get lost dude
We only let you sing on
It to sell more unit's that is true
And now we got a hit because
All your rabid fans bought it we used you
What! Oh my God, I’m gonna kill you
We have a weapon to beat you
What is it? What will you use?
I will simply play for you
A high pitched annoying flute loop
Yes, so what, what will that do?
It will drive you Looney Tunes
It can cast magic spells too
And it’s starting now
We now summon a mutant version
Of your ex-best friend with this magic flute
Look there he is he’s huge and he’s pissed
Shit, it’s Mally, my pet monkey
You abandoned me in Germany
Now it’s time JB, I get my revenge
Oh, no!
You’re coming with me to captivity
No please, let me go!