Bart Baker - Wildest Dreams Parody lyrics

My ex-boyfriends all hate me now
They think I was crazy and dicked them around
I can't stand that they think about
Me as a bad girlfriend
So I guess I gotta take them out!

How dare they all dump Taylor Swift
And not remember me as perfect
They must pay the price
And I won't rest until they all are dead!

Hey John! Remember me?
Sure, Taylor, we dated before I met Katy
Since our breakup made me scream
I'll return the favor
Go to hell, John Mayer! That's right, scream
Aaah! Aaah! Rest in peace
Ha ha ha!

I invited Joe Jonas to my tent
Yeah, I used to date him
Back when he still had hit's
It's not fair my career's gone to shit
God, I hate my brother
Well he's the one with talent!

Why would you say something so cruel?
No, please, stop! What the hell did I do?
You broke up with me over the phone
And left me all alone

Now I am on a plane soon I will be killin'
One more ex - Jake Gyllenhaal
What are you doing, Tay?
I'm hitting this button now I'm gonna jump
It's my wildest dream no! No! No!
That was three two to go

Taylor? Hello, Harry
I've come to say bye bye
Because you're about to die
What? I'm just going to space!
There's been a change of plans
'Cause, I'm killing exes in

My wildest dreams ha! Ha! Ha!
What are you doing, Taylor, love?
I know eventually, you will dump me
What? No! Ow! So I might as well
Kill you now