Bart Baker - Wiggle Parody lyrics

Hey yo, Jason! Wake yo ass up!
We got a video to shoot today awww shit
But, I got no lyrics
I was so busy sleeping with all these girls I
Forgot to write words for my own song
Man you one dumbass muthafucka
Wait, I got it!

I make a whole song about big fat butts
And I'll call it Wiggle dude that is pitiful
That's the best I could do
Hip Hop music is screwed schwing!

I've had like seventeen top ten hit's
But most people still don't know me from shit
Wait hold the hell up you aren't Chris Brown?
No, I'm Jason Derulo who?
I'm out

Hot dammit (Woo)
Who ate my damn ham sandwich? (Woo)
That might be the worst lyric (Woo)
Ever written in music

Snoop quit spying on all
The young girls' butts but, I'm a pervizzle
Love the way they jiggle
Think my little pickle
Has grown into a missile that's disgusting

I'm almost halfway through this dumb son
Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along?
He hasn't done shit but act like a creep
He's here cause he's much more famous than me

You're skinny
Don't potheads get the munchies? Hell yeah!
Did you eat my ham sandwich? Hell no
Are you anorexic?

And will you sing this part
Cause my lyrics suck?
Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle
Those ain't word imbecile
They are words my nizzle
Check the dictionizzle schwing!

My raps are so lame lately 'Cause, I'm lazy
Rap on any piece of shit pop
Song long as you pay me
Check these hoes they couldn't be hotter
Just so
Sad they young enough to be my granddaughters
Pedo completely sold out long ago
About a billion bongs ago
That's why I rap on crap like this
I'm so high I don't even know
Cliche spewin's what I'm doing no integrity
Used to be a gangsta
Now I'm just a joke that's not funny

Who's that jailbird? I'm Chris Brown
(It's Chris Brown, it's Chris Brown
It's Chris Brown)
You straight up jacked my look and sound
(Look and sound, look and sound
Look and sound)
Are you here to start a fight?
I fight women, I don't fight guys!

Stop this song right now or
We'll kick your butts!
Oh shit it's the Wiggles
This song is crap! You
Ruined our name dickhole
With this damn track
Now when kids search Wiggles
They just find ass, massive butts that jiggle
What's wrong with that?
(Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)

Damn baby you've got a
Bright future behind you