Bart Baker - Worth It Parody lyrics

This song's totally worthless
It's so generic it's got stale lyrics
And derivative music
"Talk Dirty" have you heard it?
This sounds just like it
Why the hell are we dancing
In front of the stock markets?

Ok this song also sounds a
Whole lot like "Problem"
Crossed with an old Jewish wedding song
I look like Chris Brown on crack
With these scary face tats
Like I just got out of
Prison prison prison prison prison
These girls' choreography is
Shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty
I can't watch it no mo!

Right now you're prolly asking why
My voice is low, then it goes really high
And why I'm kickin' this guy can you stop?
Your heel went in my eye!
I'm the tallest in the band
But believe, I can steal your man
If you wonder if I can
Go ahead, just ask his fine ass

I am having trouble gettin' these
Glasses off my face
I am the black girl in the group
We've got one from every race
Nuh uh you don't have an Asian
Ooh we must have spaced
This white girl we have really can't sing so
She can be replaced

This song's about how we're worth it
Worth having sex with as if we're harlots
Or hookers trying to get rich
But in this we're actin like powerful women
Abusing these men it doesn't make any sense

I am the cutest in the group
And I got a smokin' hot body too
But our stylist has no clue
He dressed me in this unsexy suit ew
It's because in this vid
You play Wall Street executives
Who came up with that concept
I don't know but it sure is stupid

I am trying way too hard to
Be sexy to young dudes
I wink and flip my hair around
I do every cliche move
I want boys to say I'm hot
In the comments for this vid
I look like Nicole Scherzinger and
Zayn Malik had a kid

We're the girl One Direction
We're a collection of past contestants
The X Factor rejected but, I got an erection
First time I saw them and so I signed them
And now they let me shag them

Okay
This song also sounds a whole lot like "Pro-"

Stop the music! No, Kid Ink! Bad Kid Ink!
Your second verse is exactly the
Same as your first!
What's the point? Get your lazy
Ass out of here! God!
And start the video back up!

We are suing you why?
Cos we've both been harassed!
You made me squeeze your junk!
And you stuck your golf club up my ass!
(This is unacceptable behavior
It cannot pass!
And I demand justice for my clients
And I want it fast)

You can sue them penniless
But they're now worthless
They lost all their cash
In the stock market (What?)
Sorry girls you're now homeless

Goddamnit! I told you guys we shouldn't
Have invested in Donald Trump! Ahhh!