Bart Baker - All That Matters Parody lyrics

So bad that I grew this ratstache
It makes me look manly


It feels like I'm missing my penis, yeah
And my shirt's so oversized
It makes me look like a twelve
Year old girl, oh yeah, yeah

A self absorbed privileged brat
You hit me right on the head
Who in the hell just threw that?
I'm pissing in this bucket to
Make the working man cry
If you are not rich you should die

Don't care about nobody else
I'm in love with myself i am pure conceit
Stop throwing bottles at me
Ow ow, throw another one and I will scream
Fine I'm leaving this scene
I won't use my feet
These black guys will walk for me

Here's me and Will Smith god I'm so tight

I cannot take it

Thought she would have been a Belieber

I would never Belieb in you, you douche!

I even spit on my fans
If they get too close to me
I'm so cool that some creep got
Surgery to look like me
But the surgeon failed terribly
I just went thru puberty, yeah, yeah
That's why I'm acting sexual
In which hole does my penis go?


You bitch, black guys come carry me away
I want sex and I will pay let's go on vacay
Brazil is calling my name