Bart Baker - Anaconda Parody lyrics

This song is about butts
These girls all have big butts
This video is pretty much just
A bunch of big butts

I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle
My butt's so big it's
Like two gigantic bubbles
And I always show it off
'cause it's my greatest asset
But, it's enhanced by surgery, yes
It's made out of plastic
It's not real, real, real
Cost major cash and my surgery
Bill is going up fast
Got work on my nose and
My lips plus tit implants
My fake teeth Mister Ed status
Feed me a carrot booty shake
(Hey) with a snake (Hey)
Ninety-five percent of me is fake (Hey)
Twerkin' so hard it cause
A massive earthquake (Hey)
Now I'm rapping so damn fast think
My tongue's about to break (Hey)
Later in the video
I am gonna dance for Drake (Hey)
Basically, I am a stripper who
Also knows how to rap (Hey)
But my lyrics are real bad
They're complete and utter crap (Hey)
I'm dumb-duh-duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
(Hey, hey)

A turntable with fruit
A pink speaker and skull
This video is things that
Don't make any sense and butts

You ripped off "Baby Got Back"
I'm pissed off, turned it to trash
Give me some of all that cash
Ha, ha, bitch, please, talk to the ass

For some reason
There's a gym out in the jungle
Where I lift these tiny weights to
Work out my fake muscles
I pump real hard but there's
No sweat on my complexion
'Cause, I numb all my sweat
Glands with these Botox injections
Then I slam my crotch into the floor
Rap about sex non-stop, act like a whore
Waste the talent I got
Writing lyrics that will turn
Your brain to rot i am a dumb shit
Kitchen scene (Hey) , whipping cream (Hey)
Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin (Hey)
My super slutty act is wearing real thin
(Hey) in about seven years I'm gonna
Look like Lil Kim (Hey)
Rapping so damn fast to hide
The fact that I'm dim (Hey)
So plastic when I die, throw me in recycling
(Hey) drake is sitting in a chair
Now I'm gonna dance for him (Hey)
I'm dumb-duh-duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
(Hey, hey)

I don't want a lap dance
Your butt is too damn fat
You're gonna eat this ass
I can't! No, I need air! Stop!

What are you saying, Drake?
I'm trying to warn you
Nicki, behind you, there's a snake!

Oh my gosh! Look at that snake!
That's right, bitch he hasn't ate
And he loves juicy butt steak
Anaconda, eat that fake skank

My Anaconda ate Nick's buns and
Now this dumb song's done