Bart Baker - Animals (Parody) lyrics

I've been a pop star for a long time
People's sexiest man alive
Now it's time for me to be seen
As a massive creep that is why in this video
I look like a sick pedo
And why I'm stalking a lady
Like she is fresh meat my beard's gross
This video's all about me
Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen
I'm showing off my abs and all of my tattoos
I've done commercials bout acne
I've got a show on NBC
It is time that I show you what else I can do
(yeah) i can stand in rain in a hoodie
I can develop photography
I can hump pretend hunks of meat
I can act totally crazy
I can take pictures on my smartphone
I can smear blood on my hot muscles
This is just like 'American Psycho' (oh)
How do I make my voice so high?
Breaks the windows every time i use helium
I inhale it from these balloons
When I sing it sounds like the cry
Of a dog about to die that's why animals
Always show up to my shows gO AWAY!
This is the part I act real nuts
And cover myself in raw meat guts

Guess he forgot we're in the band too dick!

I look so good it's all about me
I am the one fans wanna see

I'm damn sick of Adam's attitude

This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1

Even though now there are 6 of us

No one even knows who we are

Adam you're always the damn star

No one wants to watch this weird shit

Of course they do especially this

Check it out now he's acting like a wolf

O-o-o-oowhoooooo!

Seriously Adam?!
You didn't tell me you were gonna
Pour blood all over me!
'Maroon 5'? More like 'Moron 5'! (slap) UH!

You're ruining our reputation!
This video's disgusting!

No it's artistic

It's just sick! We're tired of this shit!

What the hell are you doing guys?

Don't worry it's a surprise!

That's totally fine as long as
I get more screen time

Oh you will!

I don't know why why why why
You tied me up I'm scared I'm
Too pretty to die die die no!No!No!

We won't kill you but you might
Want to commit suicide
After what we have in mind

No!No!No!

And now it's time that we give
You a taste of your own medicine
By making your ass listen to your own voice

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!