Bart Baker - Applause Parody lyrics

Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not
Pretentious and fucked up
But then I lost my damn mind
Now I am in a birdcage
I've gone completely mad
I'm totally batshit insane

I combined art and pop and made a flop
Don't let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly same with me!
And me! And me, swag!

I've covered myself in blood
I've worn a meat dress
I've even convinced the world I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All the stuff I do is for the fame
Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays
I think I'm god's gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random shit
All over my face

I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem
Like a pathetic narcissist
One second I’m a woman suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin’ idea how
Many drugs I am on (A lot)

I am the definition of egotistic
She's right I just looked it up
And it shows her pic
I'm so conceited and smug I eat my own shit
Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
Everyone clap for me yes, that is it!
Now you're all under my spell
I am a fame witch!
Gaga you're amazing, a true genius
And nothing shocking you do
Is dumb and pointless

Yes, it's working!
I'm transforming, into a true fame monster!
Soon I will rule all the earth!
Hey look, isn't that Madonna?
Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause
She is just trying to be
The new version of me, clearly
I was the first attention whore
Now it's time to end this war!

Look at my magical jugs they'll see you free
Stop giving Gaga your love save it for me
Don't listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping!
Actually we’ve had enough
You're getting boring
The whole world’s sick of you
Check this headline
Your last tweet was retweeted only four times
Sorry, Gaga, you're through
No this can't be!
Please, I am begging all you
Do not ignore me! Oh, no! What’s happening?!