Bart Baker - As Long As You Love Me (Parody) lyrics

My girl doesn't love me

Her new love is 1D

I'm under pressure i puked at my show
Now my girl prefers One Direction
Was a Belieber but now she has no interest
In my baby sized erection

She wants to bang Harry
Why doesn't she wanna bang me?
Doesn't she know that I've got swaaaaaaag!
Girl, why don't you love me?
I'm better than 1D
Even though I threw up at my last live show

And what's with your daddy?
He's extremely scary
I'm pretty sure that he wants
To slit my throat

Oh my god that's
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Harry from 1D!

We had sex sex sex sex sex sex
And she told me she hates you
Right after she she she she she she blew me
I'm sorry

Is my run over?
Everywhere I go people are laughing
At my milk barf yes, I'm a poser
But that's no reason to replace the
Sticker that's on your car

What about all you guys?
You're my dancers, you must be on my side

Sorry but we prefer boy bands
Guys please, do not leave me
You gotta belieb me
I'm better than 1D, I'm telling the truth

Did you just stay belieb?
That's totally corny
Plus One Direction doesn't lip sync and puke

But, I am so
Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy
Can't you see?
Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me
I fucking hate 1D