Bart Baker - Booty (Parody) lyrics

Here's another shitty song about booty
No thought went into this
Crap it's just booty it's so bad the title
Should have been "Doodie"
Makes "Anaconda" seem like a masterpiece

It's pitiful my new single
Is just one more mindless bore
About butts this is getting old
I am a mother i should know better
Than to star in soft porn
Showing off my ancient keister
I was once the hottest young diva
Now I'm old and desperate to
Stay on the pop charts so I asked this weird
Transvestite from Australia
To be in this because she's popular
Why is this albino famous?

This is the lamest song yet about booty
Literally the whole vid is just booty

It's pathetic what you ladies are doing
Portraying women as nothing more than
Sex crazed meat!

I'm so shallow that I actually
Took out an insurance
Policy on my huge tushy for twenty seven
Million dolares makes my ass
Worth more cash than P diddy made off Biggie
Now I will cover my ass in lube
And thrust up and down like I am seizuring
I'll do anything to get cheap YouTube views
That's why I act like I'm
Eighteen when I'm fifty
Please don't let my children see this

My big booty starring in a new movie
Taught my booty how to play "Call of Duty"
Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty
In my booty I keep my ex Ben
Someone help me!
Another song about big booty
It's sad and pathetic fo sure
But, I did it cause I've
Liked this old dame since
She danced on "In Living Color"
She's still a pretty sexy lady
Even though she pushed out a few babies
She got a few grey pubes but that ain't
Nothing can't be fixed with
Some Brazilian shaving
Yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadabhijay
Ain't no point in saying words
No one's listening anyway
Can't hide the fact that this is utter crap
Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap
Hey check it out JLo
Ain't that Nicki Minaj's fat ass?

The three biggest butts in music
Time to join forces we'll rule the charts
Six big fat ass cheeks with
So much power and might

We are the Illuminati of booty

I am Iggy

I am JLo

I'm Nicki

From this day forward we'll rule by committee
Making sure pop music always stays shitty
That way we will always be on top winning