Bart Baker - Boyfriend Parody lyrics

Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo
But, I’m just a white Canadian
That looks like a lesbo

Now I’ll make a wish on
These magic golden shoes
A gypsy sold them to me said
They make wishes come true
Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN

That’s why I say swag a lot

So these big shoes would fit
Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby dick
I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so
But, I’m just a white Canadian
That looks like a lesbo and it really blows

Being a minority that’s all I wanna do
I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too

Get the hell out of her dude

Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin!

It was just small I thought

Because I’m not a bro
That’s why we never had sex
I got nothing below i’m actually a lesbian
The doctor told me so

I’ll scissor you for sure

I am not a Lady, I didn’t wanna say
They would of kicked me off
Of Wizards of Waverly

This is so damn confusing
I thought that I was gay
Can we scissor any way