Bart Baker - Break Free Parody lyrics

This video, is the ultimate nerd fantasy
The only thing, missing
Is a Darth Vader sex scene (Huh)
I was children's TV star
Now I wanna be a mature artist (Huh)
I'm not just for kids anymore
Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this

That's right
I'm dating the rapper you saw in
That video I did before boning
A black guy to break free
My good girl image was a bore

This song
Sounds like Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream"
I copy shit you've heard before
"This Kiss" by Carly Rae Jepson
I ripped off this song even more
(more, more, more, more)

I am getting undressed
In zero gravity, yeah it's obvious
That I am just
Laying on a green screen, yeah
My show on Nickelodeon never would've
Let me shoot missile boobs
Now I show so much of my hot skin
Most people think they are watching RedTube

This is the part in every dance video
We see the DJ turn some knobs
I'm just pretending to do things
This is playing off my iPod hey, bitch
Not only did you rip off my song
You took my projectile boob move
I'll teach you to steal from Katy
You skinny dumb breast-shooting noob
You're just
Jealous that I'm younger and hotter
Plus my voice is better than yours
Russell Brand was smart to leave you
Now you are gonna hear me roar! Hold up
Nobody shoots cream at my baby
Unless it is your boy, Big Sean
Prepare to feel the wrath of
My massive projectile dong

Oh, what the fuck?
That's right! This was just one big
Elaborate ice bucket challenge video!
Now I nominate Katy Perry!
Oh hell naw, look, enough is
Enough with this bullshit, ok?
We in a Goddamn drought and you wasting
The water by pouring on your motherfucki-
Ah! Mothafucka!
I have accepted Ariana Grande's
Ice bucket challenge! You know you can just
Donate the money, right, bitch?
Now, I nominate Steve the camera guy! (Me?)
I swear to God, Steve! I swear to God!
If you dump a damn bucket of water on
Your head I'ma blow your camera up
Man, I told you! Man, I told you not to-
Oh, God! Boy, boy!
Oh! Bitch, we are so breaking up!