Bart Baker - California Boys (California Gurls Parody) lyrics

Greetings, loved ones it's time to get horny

I know a place where boys look like AC Slater
Warm, wet and wild
Like your stepson in the water
Sipping gin and prunes
Constipated by the palm trees (can't dump)
The boys break their necks
Tryna creep a little sneak peek (at us)

You could travel the world but nothing comes
Close to this bag of bones
Once you see my hips thrust
You'll be falling in love
O-o-o ooh oh oooooh!

California boys, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin so hot
We'll melt your popsicle
O-o-o ooh oh oooooh! O-o-o ooh oh oooooh!
California boys, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, hard as a rock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
O-o-o ooh oh oooooh! O-o-o ooh oh oooooh!

Toned, tan, fit and ready
Staring at boys makes me hot and sweaty
Wild, clumsy, dropping soap
These are the boys I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like he's the one
Kiss him, touch him, squeeze his buns!
The boy's a freak
I like to spy on him on the beach
Cum boys, bang them out
Big man ass hanging out
Tommy, and Bobby, and Rodney
Three of my favorites that make me horny!

California boys, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin so hot
We'll melt your popsicle
O-o-o ooh oh oooooh! O-o-o ooh oh oooooh!
California boys, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, hard as a rock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
O-o-o ooh oh oooooh! O-o-o ooh oh oooooh!

I really wish you could
All be California boys