Bart Baker - Call Me Maybe Parody lyrics

I'm watching you in my yard
Making my nipples rock hard
Wish you'd lose the bodyguard
So I could lick your face
I love your black nappy hair and
Those suit's that you wear
I'm wearing your underwear that I
Stole from your place

I'm a total psycho spying through a window
I’ll kill that Michelle hoe
And take over as First Lady

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm friggin' crazy
When I kill your wife, you will marry me
Carly Rae Obama will be my new name
I've been your stalker since
Your first campaign
Whoa I don't know you, you're friggin' crazy
You look like a dude, your eyes are lazy
And you really need to stop stalking me
Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy

You might not realize it yet
But we'll soon be having sex
Inside the Oval Office you're totally insane
Maybe if I wash my car it
Will make your wiener hard
Please stop or I'm gonna barf
You look worse than McCain

Now I'm gonna fall off of
This car's wet hood top
Oh my head hit a rock oMG it's really bloody

I snuck in your room while you were away
And stole your boxers, they smell good
Don't they?
Get those damn boxers out of my face
Or else I'll gonna call the CIA
No! Please I love you!
Just give me one taste
Take one step closer and I'll scream rape
Wait! Who the hell's that
Guy playing the bass? Oh that's Osama
My death was a fake

When people fake losing their life
It makes me look bad how could you do that?
This makes me so so mad
But secretly I've always liked your
Sexy beard and hat
Will you be my man, so call me, maybe