Bart Baker - Can't Feel My Face Parody lyrics

Well, you know it's really challenging for
Me to make much fun
Of a catchy song with a good
Beat that's so very well sung
But, I'm sure I'll find some things
To ridicule before it's done
This I know, yeah this I know

Like why is an "E" missing in my name?
And why is this camera so close?
And now that we're almost to the chorus
There's something that everyone wants to
Know oh oh oh!

Why the hell can I not feel my
Face? Is it cocaine? Too much cocaine?
Or did I go to the dentist today
To numb the pain with Novocaine?

Well, I don't know what the
Chorus means and frankly, i don't care
Cuz I'm more concerned with what the hell
Is up with my weird hair
It looks like some broccoli and a
Palm tree had an affair
Time to prune your hair dude

People say my singing sounds just like
Michael Jackson crossed with Bruno
But why can't you dance as
Good as those guys?
And why can't I feel my face?
I don't know oh oh oh!

Maybe it's cos sniffing tons of glue
Causes numbness, facial numbness oh
Tumors in your brain can cause it too
I should visit a neurologist
I'm gonna through this lighter at you!
Help, I'm burning! My skin's burning!
That dude who can't spell has got hot moves!
(yeah) i'm getting scorched!
It's Human Torch! Dope!
I can't feel my face now it is true

Send a fireman! (Did someone call me?)
Yes, help me, dude! Turn on that hose!
(What a great show! yeah)
Well, at least the chorus makes sense now