Bart Baker - Confident Parody lyrics

Don't you deport me don't you deport me
Oh, no no, oh no no you can't deport me
I am invincible

Fuck this, I'm Justin
Ain't heading north like that
I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh
Your stupid rules don't apply to me
Ah ah ah ah ahhh
This cough syrup's making me dizzy now
That's right i'm above the law
Like Steve Seagal but hotter

My crime spree, started slow got faster
One egging next door want some more?

Raided by the feds they found all my meds

Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But, I had my dad with me
Dipshit helped me block the streets

It's teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do

Dad forgot to mention

Swag

He's 38

Beliebers, beliebe me i'm innocent
Ha, I just lied to you and I'm fine with it
Cause, I don't understand a consequence

Hello?

Dozen eggs and some sizzurp

Hello, you just cut in line

I don't wait in lines name's Justin

I know who you are

Are these Takis, I love Takis
Just kidding, what are Takis?
Taki's how you say it
Just kidding I love Takis
Just kidding that the heck is that?

They're small taquitos

Well I would love to taki to you on the phone
About you not deporting me back to Canada

That is the lamest attempt I ever heard

Prostitute!

But that mustache though

It will be her first time oh, yeah, yeah
On JB gross 'stache ride feel so damn good
Oh, yeah, yeah like a porcupine

You're a dick kid

Oh, no, no i'm just a codeine addict
God i'm faded
Like the time in the plane cabin

Attention Attention
Please stop smoking weed you two
I cannot fly this jet need oxygen

Fuck you, my dad said it's cool!

I will keep on dancing until we're romancing

Nasty boy i am pricey
1K to suck my boobies

Is there room for family?
I want to take a picture too

Oh, by the way Justin

What Bitch?

This was a sting!

Freeze!
You're under arrest for the solicitation
Of prostitution

Son of a bitch!

Oh, no, no, Oh, no, no
This is bullshit, let me go
You assholes, I didn't do it!

I need to, try to look like i'm innocent

Stop making that stupid face
Inside my court room
Since this is your first real crime

Oh yeah, yeah

I think i'll let you slide

Hold the damn phone!

Oh, no, no!

There's public outcry!

Go home Justin!

Hell no, no

We're tired of your antics

I might be busted oh yeah, yeah
But, I can still reek havoc

Deporting this disease just won't cut it
Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked

Oh, no, no Oh, no, no you can't do this!

Oh, yes yes, Oh, yes yes i just did bitch!

Take his Canadian ass away!
My daughters like One Direction better anyway

Where are you taking me?
I won't throw any more eggs I promise!
Oh shit, Blake Griffin!

I'm gonna slap that ratstache right
Off your pretty little face!

No please, please, Mr griffin