Bart Baker - Confident Parody lyrics
[Bart Baker - Confident Parody lyrics]
Don't you deport me don't you deport me
Oh, no no, oh no no you can't deport me
I am invincible
Fuck this, I'm Justin
Ain't heading north like that
I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh
Your stupid rules don't apply to me
Ah ah ah ah ahhh
This cough syrup's making me dizzy now
That's right i'm above the law
Like Steve Seagal but hotter
My crime spree, started slow got faster
One egging next door want some more?
Raided by the feds they found all my meds
Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But, I had my dad with me
Dipshit helped me block the streets
It's teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do
Dad forgot to mention
Swag
He's 38
Beliebers, beliebe me i'm innocent
Ha, I just lied to you and I'm fine with it
Cause, I don't understand a consequence
Hello?
Dozen eggs and some sizzurp
Hello, you just cut in line
I don't wait in lines name's Justin
I know who you are
Are these Takis, I love Takis
Just kidding, what are Takis?
Taki's how you say it
Just kidding I love Takis
Just kidding that the heck is that?
They're small taquitos
Well I would love to taki to you on the phone
About you not deporting me back to Canada
That is the lamest attempt I ever heard
Prostitute!
But that mustache though
It will be her first time oh, yeah, yeah
On JB gross 'stache ride feel so damn good
Oh, yeah, yeah like a porcupine
You're a dick kid
Oh, no, no i'm just a codeine addict
God i'm faded
Like the time in the plane cabin
Attention Attention
Please stop smoking weed you two
I cannot fly this jet need oxygen
Fuck you, my dad said it's cool!
I will keep on dancing until we're romancing
Nasty boy i am pricey
1K to suck my boobies
Is there room for family?
I want to take a picture too
Oh, by the way Justin
What Bitch?
This was a sting!
Freeze!
You're under arrest for the solicitation
Of prostitution
Son of a bitch!
Oh, no, no, Oh, no, no
This is bullshit, let me go
You assholes, I didn't do it!
I need to, try to look like i'm innocent
Stop making that stupid face
Inside my court room
Since this is your first real crime
Oh yeah, yeah
I think i'll let you slide
Hold the damn phone!
Oh, no, no!
There's public outcry!
Go home Justin!
Hell no, no
We're tired of your antics
I might be busted oh yeah, yeah
But, I can still reek havoc
Deporting this disease just won't cut it
Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked
Oh, no, no Oh, no, no you can't do this!
Oh, yes yes, Oh, yes yes i just did bitch!
Take his Canadian ass away!
My daughters like One Direction better anyway
Where are you taking me?
I won't throw any more eggs I promise!
Oh shit, Blake Griffin!
I'm gonna slap that ratstache right
Off your pretty little face!
No please, please, Mr griffin
Oh, no no, oh no no you can't deport me
I am invincible
Fuck this, I'm Justin
Ain't heading north like that
I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh
Your stupid rules don't apply to me
Ah ah ah ah ahhh
This cough syrup's making me dizzy now
That's right i'm above the law
Like Steve Seagal but hotter
My crime spree, started slow got faster
One egging next door want some more?
Raided by the feds they found all my meds
Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But, I had my dad with me
Dipshit helped me block the streets
It's teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do
Dad forgot to mention
Swag
He's 38
Beliebers, beliebe me i'm innocent
Ha, I just lied to you and I'm fine with it
Cause, I don't understand a consequence
Hello?
Dozen eggs and some sizzurp
Hello, you just cut in line
I don't wait in lines name's Justin
I know who you are
Are these Takis, I love Takis
Just kidding, what are Takis?
Taki's how you say it
Just kidding I love Takis
Just kidding that the heck is that?
They're small taquitos
Well I would love to taki to you on the phone
About you not deporting me back to Canada
That is the lamest attempt I ever heard
Prostitute!
But that mustache though
It will be her first time oh, yeah, yeah
On JB gross 'stache ride feel so damn good
Oh, yeah, yeah like a porcupine
You're a dick kid
Oh, no, no i'm just a codeine addict
God i'm faded
Like the time in the plane cabin
Attention Attention
Please stop smoking weed you two
I cannot fly this jet need oxygen
Fuck you, my dad said it's cool!
I will keep on dancing until we're romancing
Nasty boy i am pricey
1K to suck my boobies
Is there room for family?
I want to take a picture too
Oh, by the way Justin
What Bitch?
This was a sting!
Freeze!
You're under arrest for the solicitation
Of prostitution
Son of a bitch!
Oh, no, no, Oh, no, no
This is bullshit, let me go
You assholes, I didn't do it!
I need to, try to look like i'm innocent
Stop making that stupid face
Inside my court room
Since this is your first real crime
Oh yeah, yeah
I think i'll let you slide
Hold the damn phone!
Oh, no, no!
There's public outcry!
Go home Justin!
Hell no, no
We're tired of your antics
I might be busted oh yeah, yeah
But, I can still reek havoc
Deporting this disease just won't cut it
Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked
Oh, no, no Oh, no, no you can't do this!
Oh, yes yes, Oh, yes yes i just did bitch!
Take his Canadian ass away!
My daughters like One Direction better anyway
Where are you taking me?
I won't throw any more eggs I promise!
Oh shit, Blake Griffin!
I'm gonna slap that ratstache right
Off your pretty little face!
No please, please, Mr griffin