Bart Baker - Feeling Myself (Parody) lyrics

Yo B you ready to make a video that
No one will ever see
Cause your man won't put it on YouTube?

This video looks like a bunch
Of bad home movies
Can you believe I'm the same person
Who once made Single Ladies?
That vid had class
This vid is just ass thanks to Jay-Z
This keyboard loop sounds like it
Was made by a baby

This video's not posted on YouTube
If you wanna see it you have to
Log on to Tidal and subscribe too
Hey, how come we still at ZERO VIEWS!?!
If fans will not pay for music
I'll force them to do it
By making' this vid an exclusive
Dammit, Jay-Z, are you that STUPID!?
Who would pay twenty bucks
Just to see me shake my fake butt?
I do that in every vid, who gives a fuck?
Dude, your plan sucks!
Maybe, but it's just not fair
That music is stolen and file shared
I just don't understand why
The fans don't care
About us poor pop star millionaires

Jay-Z, why do you hate us so much?
You're my rivals
But no one wants your shitty service
Don't you dare insult Tidal!
We are both free
You only have a month free trial! (Ha ha)
You're overpriced (Plus who the hell
Wants uncompressed files!?, hov)
We're in a kiddy pool in this scene
But no one knows that cause no
One has seen this video
No one's gonna pay twenty bucks for a video
Jay-Z tidal sucks!

This song is weak, it's not unique
Just another song 'bout how I'm a sex freak
It's clear that the title
Refers to masturbation
That's why I do this move
Meant to be simulation
All my lyrics are the same
I just talk about getting laid
And how some guy I said big dick
Well for havin' such a small frame
That drives my male friends insane
That includes Drake and Lil Wayne
That's why after they watch my
Vids in their boxers, there's a wet stain
Ew!

We've got bad news, Tidal is bankrupt
Kiss it bye bye!
How can that be, I pushed it so hard
I'm sorry, Jay-Z, nice try
I feel so bad, I lost all my cash
I'm gonna cry!
I just need to see the one i love
My dear sweet wife!

B? (Shows Beyonce having sex with
YouTube and Spotify)
How could you do this to yo boy, Hov?
Yo, Jay-Z, i can't be married to a Hip-Hop
Mogul turned bankrupt startup failure
We through these my new husbands now
Tidaaaaaaaaaalllllllll!!
"With my pants down screamin'
Now money is a fad!" fuckin' Beyoncé
I can't believe this
Ey, yo, yo, got some cha -
Hey, go fuck yourself! What the fuck?
Yo, lemme get some change, bro!
No, get a job! Well, fuck you then!
Yo yo, stop real quick, dawg
Lemme get somethin' eat shit, bum!
Goddamnit, man, i can't
It's still gon' work, i still got hope fo' it
Tidal is still gon' work
It's still gon' work!
And Beyoncé, she coming' back
I'ma get that ass again
I'ma get that ass again, yo, fuck
"With my pants down screamin'
Now MONEY IS A FAAAAAAD!" fuck!