Bart Baker - Fefe Parody lyrics

I'm fucking TR3YWAY
King of New York, looking for a preteen
Uh, I'm gettin' washed up
Be-because, because Cardi takes
All my features queen, no more

All my music garbage
I record it inside of a dumpster
Hit that if she thirteen
I'll take Snapchats while she suck
My best friend's peepee
I'm the biggest troll to ever make rap
Look like a rainbow mixed with a street rat
This is my worst song yet
It's complete trash
This vid looks cheaper than my face tats
Who'da known that I'd sell out this damn fast
From Gummo to this soft serve trap pop crap

(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) I live
Underneath a bridge
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) Get it
People? That's a troll joke

Act hard but I'm pussy
Security always with me
I'm the fefe, small cock
I've never shot a gun
It's all an act, fake like Nick's ass
Call an Uber with some luber to
The schoolyard for 8th graders
Soon, I won't be let round your kids
Cause I'll be a sex offender

(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) Come here kids
I have ice cream
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) I promise I
Will not film you

I I 'm doing this trash
Track with Tekashi because Cardi
Put my fake ass out like Queen B
Now, nobody listens to me
I'm desperate for relevancy
People sick of my lame rhyme schemes
And my verses 'bout my pussy
'Bout to get dropped by Young Money
So, now I gotta clout chase
Wit alleged pedo face
Yea, I filmed her hot young body
But, I swear we didn't bang
I have to constantly say in
My songs that I'm sexy
To make sure I don't fall off more
I'll have Tekashi's babies (Have my babies)

(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) I don't
Really want no kids
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) Unless I
Can see them naked

My lyrics overplayed
Used to be cool in the 2012 days
I need to act my age i'm getting old
Ass looks like cottage cheese
Horse died on a jockey so he hit
Me told me bring my horse face
But when I arrived there they said that
I'm way too plastic to race

(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) Lil Kloroxxx
Is the best (I'm fucking TR3YWAY) His music
Way better than mine

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
I'll catch a young hoe by her toe
If she ain't fucking on Tekashi
Make her give my friend a blow

I'm kinda cold, I'm gonna get a sweater
Aight how can I help you?
Oh, who the hell you, blood?
Why don't you have a seat there
And we'll talk about it, please,?
Right here? Please, sit
Aight, this is weird, man
What are you doing here today?
Man, I was just coming here to meet this
Hoe, Stacy, I met on Instagram, blood
Like I wasn't gon' do nothin'
I ain't stupid, we just gon' be friends
Do you know how old Stacy is?
Man, I don't know, blood, like
My facts kinda mixed
I think she like thirteen
Or eighteen, or something, like that, blood
But i wasn't gon' do nothin' though
Blood well then
Why don't you tell me what you're
Plans are with all these
Squirt guns full of lube and
All the ice cream
Listen, blood, I ain't stupid
I was just coming here to be her mentor
Blood, she seemed like she
Needed some guidance, blood
Yeah, we hear that a lot
6ix9ine this and 6ix9ine that
I let my nuts hang good, that's good
The reason I'm so curious
Is I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC
What the fuck!?
And we're doing a story on child predators
Man, what what the hell is that shit?
Get that camera out my face, blood!
Get that shit out my face, blood!
It's ok, you just relax, I'm gonna
Ask you a few questions, if you don't mind
Why don't tell me why you DM'd
A thirteen year old girl
"How many fingers I'ma get in you"?
Did I say that, blood?
These are your words, sir
Nah, man, I ain't stupid, I
Didn't mean it like that, i meant
Like, "How many finger I'ma get
In you to mentor you, girl?"
I'm That's what I meant so
Well, if you have anything else to say, I'd
Go ahead and say it now, otherwise
You're free to go i can just leave?
Yes i'm such a healthy rapist, and I'm free!
Ha ha hahaha