Bart Baker - Focus (Parody) lyrics

Hey

I put on a real short skirt
To show off my long legs
I'm bent over showing my ass
Posing in different shapes
Attention must always be on me
I'm where the spotlight should always be
And that's why I've got seven pounds
Of makeup on my face

My voice is higher than a whistle for dogs
That's why you can't tell what
I'm saying at all it sounds like gibberish
Writing words was a waste
But it doesn't matter, 'cause I look great
(Woo)

You can't see me i'm the guy who's screaming
Who is that yelling?
It's distracting from me! (Ew)
Everybody (Stop it)
Thinks this song is saying
(Shut him up, please)
"Fuck a zombie" (That's sick)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a zombie i am ready

Nowadays, the media is so obsessed with trans
The best way to get coverage is
To have been a man
I'm getting sick of this Caitlyn
Shit taking away my newsworthiness
Wait, that gives me a good idea
An awesome, brilliant plan

I'll lose the skirt and pull
My hair to the back
Then stuff my crotch and put
On a fake mustache
I'll leak a photo online to TMZ
And all attention will be back on me (Woo)

Stop that licking stop that doughnut licking
Ew, who could eat these?
They are so fattening! (Ew)
Americans (What's this?)
Are gross and disgusting, ew!
How dare, Grande!?
She can't say that bullshit
About this great country that girl will pay

I'm here to deport that Mexican girl now
For things she said, putting Americans down
You can't deport me, and I'm not Mexican
Get off of me, you stupid, racist pig! (Ew)

I'm Bill Cosby that awful voice was me, woo
I've got something
That you should be drinking, woo
Get lost, Cosby, you're sick
Now we must be leaving, woo
Not so fast, Trump
This chick is coming home with me
I don't think so, whoa

Whoops, I did it again i'm sorry
I'm coming for you, Khloe