Bart Baker - Hair Parody lyrics

I am Sean Paul I was
Big back in two-thousand three
How'd you get on my phone?
We used to date don't act like
You do not know me what?
So now in order to gain relevance with teens
I'm gonna ruin your new song with my singing
God no!

I call my squad hey
Girls, we got a problem what?
Has been Sean Paul, is getting featured in
Our new hit pop song hair
That can't be, it's not fair, no
Check out his pics can't believe you dated

This is like a nightmare hey look there
I just saw Sean Paul out there i'm
Sure it was him I swear
I don't see him anywhere
(I hope they don't look down here)

We're just another generic pop group created
And managed by Simon Cowell
My next cash cow cuz One Direction sucks now
But good pop groups always have five members
We're just a low-budget Fifth Harmony
Like 98 Degrees, was to NSYNC and Backstreet

Pizza guy's here! Okay

Why did we order This many pizzas?
Hey, it's Sean Paul ew get out you geezer
This song's ours get lost!
Please let Sean da Paul be involved
Maybe if we Give ourselves haircuts
Sean Paul will not
Recognize us And he'll get out our hair

I have got to get in there Get
My hands on all their hair
And cover my head that's bare So
They'll think I am younger

(All girls) Three of us
Look like perky teenagers
But, I look like I'm at least forty-one
Because she's my mom
Shh, be quiet just act young who are you?

Ew, it is Sean P! Jerk get out of our song
Please,!

Nadadada dadada nadadada dadada
Nadadada dadada nadadada dadada

Yo yo leave us alone
Why are you being such a hater?
You are trying to ruin our song
No, I'm in Jamaica as you can see I'm
In a tropical location i'm
Definitely not just
Hiding in your kitchen if someone's trying to
Get in your house it's not me
Then who's the douchebag in my
Kitchen with a green screen
That is the final straw you
Freak stop with the stalking!
Don't lock the door I just want
Your hair cos I'm balding!

We've got to call the cops on that weirdo
911?
This is an emergency! We need help, please
I am sending the police

What seems to be the problem ladies?
Sean Paul broke in the house to
Steal our hair make him disappear
Where's he? He's in there