Bart Baker, Donald Trump - HUMBLE (Parody) lyrics

I'm not conceited i'm just a genius
Yeah (yeah, yeah)

Aye, I am the king of hip hop
That's what every hip hop fan says
And ask the critics who the greatest rapper
They'll say Kendrick is
Though I'm a Christian and be humble
Is what the bible says
With everyone saying I'm great
I'm starting to believe this
Plus, every rapper in the
World besides me sucks
All of them should quit rap and
Get a job at Starbucks
I'm so much better than them but
You don't see me bragging
Wait, what you just said is a brag
Yeah, but I'm the rap king
When I say I'm great it's not a boast
It's just a fact but still
That isn't a very humble way to act
Sorry, but you're wrong no one
Is better than me at being humble
I am the best in the world at that
You can't measure humbleness!
Oh, yes, you can, there is an easy test
You can tell someone isn't
Humble if they're standing
But, if they're sitting down then
That means that they humble

But Kendrick! Sit down
I am hurt and I cannot sit! Be humble
He just learned to stand sit down
But he's just a little kid be humble
Hold up, bitch, sit down
You're a freakin' dick! Be humble
What Kendrick? Sit down
Do you not know what a statue is? Be humble
He's lost it! Sit down
Statues cannot hear, dipshit!
Bitch, be humble (What the heck?)
Sit down
(No, dummy, this is a standing desk)
Be humble show respect bitch sit down
Be humble

Sit down i am getting my prostate checked!

How did such a cocky
Braggart become president?
Someone humble needs to run against him
I'm as humble as a man can be
So, what the heck? I guess it should be me
Mister Lamar, what will you do if elected?
For one thing I'll be humble
Unlike this gigantic dick head
What do you mean?
I'm the most humble person on earth
This guy's a rapper
You really think he's humble? That's absurd
Hey, I'm humble that's bullshit!
Hey, no swearing, don't push it!
I'm more humble than Jesus
What? Wow, I can't believe this
I'm more humble than Gandhi
What? Give me a break, Donny!
I am like Mother Teresa
If she had a penis but
I'm too humble to brag about my huge penis
But believe me you wish you could see it
Hey what is happening?
He's getting so full of himself
My head's huge
This can't be good for his health!
It's a bubble

I'm the best sit down
I can tell you're all so impressed be humble
Hair flawless sit down
I'm so handsome, rich, and so well dressed
Be humble and no, no, no, no, no, no
Bitch, sit down i'm not racist
Bitch, be humble i'm the shit
Sit down i'm history's best president
Bitch, sit down