Bart Baker - I Knew You Were Trouble Parody lyrics

Once upon a time, before I was insane
I dated this Disney guy
Joe Jonas was his name
But he broke up with me
You're just way too creepy, plus
I found someone else, his name's Mickey
(Ho Ho)
So, I wrote a song about his stupid ass
Then, found this guy named John
But that was over fast
If you don't marry me
I will pull out your teeth!
You're totally crazy no!
Yes! No!
Yes! Maybe ha ha ha ha ha

He hit me with his guitar
And he said that "we are through"
Just you wait until I write a song about you!

Then, I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick
And was obsessed right away
You've sent me 1, 000 messages ha ha ha
And that's just from today
Oh, that's because I'm having your baby
What?! But, you don't even put out
Stop questioning me, Jakey
Or I'll punch you six feet underground

Whoa! Whoa! Psycho, psycho, psycho!
Fine, go! It's good material

Next came Kennedy, I think he was fifteen
I bought the house next door
To watch you constantly
And also to make sure you never ever cheat!
OMG! We are done, you are scary!
Harry was my last, that One Direction freak
I taped him to my wall
So he could never leave
Someone call the police!
You're insane we are through!
You're just like all the rest!
What did I do to you?

So I used, my stalker app
To track down, all of those pricks
The next song I write I'll use
Their blood as my ink! Hey!

Holy crap, that nut job just bursted in!
Ahh! What the hell is this?
It's a support group for all the men
You wrote songs about, you bitch!
What? I have not written about Harry yet
I am just planning ahead

To finish you all off with my pen

No (Ahh) no (Ahh) devil, devil, devil (Ahh)
Oh, oh it's true, I'm the devil!

Okay, that's enough
You were right, she's nuts
You are coming with us wait, what?
Get off of me, I'm not crazy, ah! It worked

This was all a trick, we knew you would come
So, we hired this doctor
You're going to an insane asylum
Based on the behavior I observed
Oh, oh, let me go, you assholes! No! No!
Welcome to your new home

Haha, so you're crazy too, huh? WUAHH!