Bart Baker - I Really Like You (Parody) lyrics

What the hell is Tom Hanks doing here in
This music vid sitting in
Bed in pajamas mouthing along?

And why is he doing such
A terrible job of it?

Guess he didn’t learn
All the lyrics to this song

Oh, no

This guy’s movies have made billions
He’s won 2 Oscars and earned millions
He’s one of the world’s biggest movie stars
So why do this dumb video?
You ask why am I in this video?
Well let me tell you
I was signing several contracts
And I got confused
I must have mixed up all my papers
Cos the next thing I knew
I had signed up to be in this

What is wrong with you
You’re too famous to be in a pop song vid
It’s embarrassing! I know!
But, I signed a contract and if I
Back out I could be sued we really can’t
Believe we used to look up to you

It’s been more than 3 years since
‘Call Me Maybe’ was a hit
After that my career fizzled out too soon
I knew if the next song I
Released was a piece of shit
I'd end up waiting tables pushing a broom
Hell no

Music is a competition
You have to make sure people listen
So I made a vid everyone will watch
Cos it shows Tom Hanks lip syncing
This was a desperate and
Totally calculated move
Put a huge star in my new
Vid to drive YouTube views
Why the heck does Tom Hanks have
A Tinder profile I’m confused?
I have no clue
I searched for girls and he’s on mine too
His lip syncing’s so bad that they hired
Us to dance and distract from that

Hi there Tom Hanks I’m driving by
In a car waving to you!
This is all just product placement
Is this over soon?

This shot uses lens flare like JJ abrams
I hope this shoot wraps soon
I’m really losing patience!
We’ve just got one scene left
We’re doing the dance scene next
I need to tell you something
I’m extremely constipated right now ew
You want some prune juice nigga? Yeah!

This is the worst dancing that
Anybody could ever do
There was no time to rehearse it
Cos I’m leaving soon
The choreographer looks sick I think
He’s about to puke

I can’t take this awful dancing
I need a men’s room!
I’m so fed up with this! Hey Justin Bieber!
I’m so glad you’re here i’m here
I’m producing a new movie
You’d be the perfect
Star dude it’s a remake of Forrest Gump

Wow I would love to - swag

Great! Just sign right here
On the dotted line
Awesome, I always wanted to be a movie star
I bet you have

Okay, boys
Justin here is playing Forrest Gump in the
Remake – lets get his legs ready, huh?
Swag! Swag! Swag! Swag! Swag! Bieber run