Bart Baker - I Should Have Worn a Condom (Parody) lyrics

I Should Have Worn a Condom!

I’m a dirty
Old bum looking for anything to bone
Got my dick in my hand and
Headed to the glory hole (Glory Hole)
It don’t matter what you look like as
Long as you’re asleep with me
All the girls get mad when
I give them my STDs

Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you
‘Cause, I don’t have no condoms

Baby, baby, babies got so many babies
That’s there John
That’s Tyrone and over there is Isaac
I should have worn a rubber
‘Cause now they live in dumpsters
On top of that I gave the
Clap to all their fucking mothers
Check my style, take a good look, I’m broke
Bitch
I can’t pay child support, I’m fucking broke
Bitch
Gettin’ brained in the alley from a possum
I Should Have Worn a Condom!

If you wake up with a bunch of bumps
This is what you say
"I Should Have Worn a Condom!"
And if you black out and you don’t pull out
This is what you say
"I Should Have Worn a Condom!"
And if you throw up because
You got crabs chump this is what you say
"I Should Have Worn a Condom!"
And if she has a hissy fit from your syphilis
This is what you say
"I Should Have Worn a Condom!"
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Goddamn! These crabs and
Syphilis’ killing me!
Hope my dick don’t fall off

Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you
‘Cause, I don’t have no condoms