Bart Baker - I'm The One (Parody) lyrics

Chance, what's good?
What the? Man, are you eating right now?
Of course! Do yourself the biggest favor
Let Justin know, let Wayne know
And let Quavo know my house
We gon' celebrate all my product placements
Like this free app Yarn that lets
You read other people's text messages
Oh, and by the way, if you guys don't come
I will eat you all! Bless up!
I got breasts music! Another one
You need salad!

Who's the laziest so-called "producer"
With man tit's that weighs a ton?
Khaled's the one only thing he's good at
Is stupid catchphrases like
Another one, yeah where's the bun, man?
Who doesn't rap, sing
Or make beats because he's useless?
Who's only talent is stealing finished music
And then shouting and taking credit?
DJ Khaled (I got breasts music)
He's the one, yeah

Got famous from his Snapchats, being dumb
Drops N bombs, but he's not black
His IQ is 1

Ya, ya, Quavo!
I'm the only guy in Migos (Migos)
That anyone in the world knows (World knows)
I'm only on this because Future said no
(Said no) so did Travis Scott, Gucci Mane
And Mike Jones (Mike)
It's obvious that Khaled is a fame slut
(Fame slut)
Without JB on this, it would've made 10 bucks
(10 bucks) he look like if Drake got
Inflated with a pump (pump)
He causes earthquakes when he jumps

Who's the most nonsensical
Annoying man on Earth?
Khaled's the one, yeah another one
When he dances
He looks like an overweight bird
Khaled's the one (I'm wide) another one
Damn, his entire life is
A giant product placement
This video is just a blatant ad for vape pens
He Snapchatted his girl giving birth
(That's messed up) dJ Khaled

He's a living, breathing meme (Another one)
Sir, you need to stop eating
I'll say when I'm done! Okay, though

Ooh!
I don't know why I did this mainstream song
Isn't my image supposed to
Be underground and raw?
This beat's so poppy
It could've been used by Elton John
Oh, no, here comes Wayne's verse
He sounds like an auto tuned frog

God forgive me
For doing another Khaled record (Tunechi)
This like my 42nd
And it is really depressing for the record
I rap 'bout the same dumb
Stuff on every record (Tunechi)
And look like if a gremlin
And Whoopi Goldberg gave childbirth oh, god

We're sick and tired of you
Getting so filthy rich from our talent
Yeah, you're a prick
We're the only reason why the
Song's such a big hit, you've
Done jack shit, we want justice (yeah)
Bless up, you know what, you're right
I'm gonna fix this but before I do
All of you take these butter sticks
And rub them on your bodies, do it!
Oh, shit! That's perfect, yeah

Now lay down in the hot sun (Yum, yum, yum)
Do not move 'til you're well done
(Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum) another one

Major meat alert!
I ate the meat, the meat, the meat
Of Chance, Quavo, Wayne, and JB!
I got breasts music! Another one