Bart Baker - It's Everyday Bro Parody lyrics

Yah y'all can't handle this
Little Jakey and the Mickey Mouse squad
Bout' to shut it down, baby
Team 10 bunch of social media rejects
They assigned to take the paychecks

I'm Logan's kid bro with
The Disney Channel flow
By that I mean my rap skills suck
That's obvious though
I made a song so goddamn bad
It's Friday status
It makes all Jacob's music sound
Like Grammy winning hit's
Yeah, we're like a semen stew
Can't get whiter than us, dude
This is Team 10, bitch
We the zero talent crew!
Who are all these no name
Kids? Nobody has a clue
What do any of you do?
Leech off of your Logan fame!
I'm so famous, rich, and cool
Hey man, why are we called Team 10?
It stands for my IQ
His lyrics prove that is true!
Since I'm poppin on Youtube
I'll make crappy music too
With horrible flows and rhymes
Kit Kat's got more bars than I do
Couldn't think of a name
Creative like "Logang"
So just added "ER" after "Paul"
Wow that's lame! Mentally I am eight
Maturity? No way i'm Mickey's boy slave
This song just gave you AIDS!

None of us can flow talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!

You know it's Nick Crompton
And my mom's Mary Poppins
No, I can't rap, and yes, I do not fit in
England is my city, yes
I really am that dumb
I think England is a city
My jacket and pants guarantee I get no pussy!

Two months ago I wasn't potty trained
But now I got some fame
From riding Jake's nuts without
Him I'm washed up
In 24 months I'll be mopping floors up like
Damn dude, I shoulda stayed in school!
When they ask me what I
Do I'm 100 percent stumped
The sad truth in 10 years I'll be in AA
With all of my Team 10 mates
This song's a crime
We should all be locked up
Jake, you gotta stop grabbing
Your Disney nuts!

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Can we switch the language? (Ya tú sabe')
We about to hit it (Dale)

¡Sí! Ahora podemos hablar mierda
Sobre Jake y su canción y él no sabrá
No queríamos hacer esto, pero Jake nos obligó
¡Y él está tomando todo nuestro dinero!
Alguien por favor nos sálva, te rogamos
Esta música sopla y Jake es una ducha
Es como nuestro Donald
He burned both our VISAs
Y ahora estamos atrapados
En el Team 10, por favor, ¡mátanos a los dos!

None of us can flow talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!

Yo it's Tessa Brooks
Blah, blah, blah, I'm Tessa Brooks
I rap 'bout Panera
Blah, blah, blah, I'm Tessa Brooks
Wait hold on guys, guess what?
My name is Tessa something smells bad
It's coming from Jake's butt?

It's coming from my butt

-Alright Jakey, playtime's over
Time for night-night
All your little friends have gotta go
-But Daaaad it's not fair
Why doesn't Logan have bedtime?
-Shut your trap, you little brat
Farts and poops -Ahhh Jakey
Did you poopy in your diaper again? -Uh no I
-Is that my Rolex?
-No dad please, no, please, please
I promise I'll be a good boy
-Somebody's getting a spanking tonight
Mister
Why can't you be more like your brother?