Bart Baker - Kiss You Parody lyrics

Oh, I'm just gonna pretend that
I'm riding this bike
To make all you teen girls wet with delight
Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
That's us taking your dad's cash

Oh, I know I know I know
That this looks kinda strange
But, I just feel right when
I'm rubbing on Zayn
Please don't tell Taylor Swift
She'd get pissed
Even though I dumped that bitch

Guys this is bullshit
Why am I riding in this?

It's your punishment

For what?

For shaving your head!

Now let's all go

To Prison so we can dance with locked up men
And then we can pretend
That we play instruments
By posing with them in stupid pics

Why don't we take off all our clothes?
And play a game of drop the soap!

Hell Yea

I will take the photographs!

Let's drop our pants!

And these 5 soap bars!

Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
It will make this video less crappy
This is ridiculous-diculous
Who is directing this shit?

Oh, I’m only Irish guy singing in this song
That’s why I dance like a gay leprechaun
Also I play guitar, play guitar
Did ya know I play guitar?

Oh Holy Crap taylor Swift is on our ass
She’s got a GUN

Ahhh!

She’s gonna kill Harry and then write a

Hit song about How you did her so wrong

I knew you were Trouble Harry! Can’t
You see you belong with me?

Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch
Using my secret nipple trick

Go for it

Oh my god what the hell is that?!

He just made her crash

With my 4 nipples!

Harry has 4 nipples harry has 4 nipples
They made Taylor drive off the road

To celebrate let’s all dress up as

Sea – ee – men
Because we all love sea – ee – men

We mean jizz

I’m gonna give Harry a french kiss

I am gonna suck on my own dick

Taylor was just a cover up

To hide the fact I like man Butt

What did you say

How the hell is she still alive

I will never die! Now let me kill you!