Bart Baker - Little Things (Parody) lyrics

By pointing out the flaws on your fat body
And pretending that we love them
To make you feel pretty
But clearly you’re ugly

Your huge thighs are hideous and
Your stomach is super-sized
You have to buy two seats
On airlines whenever you fly
But that’s why you’re special to me


That’s you – you are huge
And look like a dude
But that’s why we love you

Like how he has a mole on
The shaft on his mate
And those daily masturbations that
We do so secretly
Are what make my life complete

Both of your nipples look like pan cakes
Your bush hair is huge like Don King’s dew
But, you’re perfect to me

Is your hideous

You have zit's hairy tit's
And your lips smell like bad fish
But we love that gross shit

Oh!

It’s tiny