Bart Baker - Love Me Harder Parody lyrics

I'm a diva, don't care who knows
My reputation it completely blows
I'm super bitchy that's what they say
My former co-stars totally hate me

You're right we hate you
You stuck-up princess!
Who let Jennette and Justice on my set?
Your attitude is why our shows got axed!
Now you are huge and we're unknown

I'm dressed up like a
Kitty and rolling around
In sand like it's a giant litter box
(Giant litter box)
I can sing and I'm pretty
So it don't matter if my
Video concepts suck whale cock
(Concepts suck whale cock)
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meeoow?
Get lost, you dumb pussy!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meeoow!
What did you s-

Who the hell are you?
I'm the Weeknd and I feel so lucky
You let me be in this video
I don't know who you are
I thought we were supposed to get Bruno Mars!

What's with your weird hairdo?
It looks so dumb excuse me?
Why did we hire this wannabe bum? For real?
What is this in your hair, a dead pigeon?
You don't have to be so damn mean!

If photographers shoot me from
Anywhere but my left
Side I will break their damn cameras
Wow, you are stuck up!
And if you're a fan of me
I hope you fucking die
At least that's what the rumor was
That's really messed up!

Did you hear what she
Said about taking photos?
You can only shoot her left side
Do you think it's because of
A zit on her nose?
Let's try to shoot her from the right

What the hell are you doing?
Say cheese and smile
Hold her face so I can Instagram it
I got it! If you post that I'm suing!
Back off or I swear I
Will hit the share button, goddamn it!
I've got to see this! No, no, no, no!
What is that on your face? No, no, no, no!
That pic must be erased!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait 'til the world sees this
No, no, no, no! Time for me to post it!

Ok, so, i guess Jennette McCurdy and
Victoria Justice snuck
Onto the set of Ariana Grande's new
Music video and snapped a picture of
The right side of her face!
I thought she didn't let people photograph
Her from the right side?
She doesn't, and I think we found out why
Whoa! What!?
What the hell is that!?
It looks just like Kim Kardashian's ass!
That's the crazy part!
It IS Kim Kardashian's ass!
If you put Kim's infamous paper magazine
Photo up next to this one
It's a perfect match!
Wait, does the mean that Kanye's been banging
The right side of Ariana Grande's face?
Or Big Sean has been banging Kim K's ass!?
Whoa! Dude, whoa!
Woah! Mind blown!
One things for sure though
I haven't seen a black hole
That big since "Interstellar"!