Bart Baker - Me Too Parody lyrics

Who's the greatest person who ever lived?
It's me! Everybody else sucks
I've got a Grammy and four top ten hit's
Clearly that makes me the best
This is the most self-centered
And obnoxious song ever heard
Why would you want to be yourself?
You should be me and no one else you suck
Ugh look at you!

What is wrong with me?

You need a new red hairdo
And a giraffe hood too here take these dudes

Hey are you trying to make
Us look just like you?

Yes!

But we don't want to!

If you don't want to be me
You must be a real dummy
Here wear these robes that are pink
And sing into these like me
Everyone but me is flawed
So you should all quit your jobs
And become entertainers
Just like me Meghan Trainor

What are you trying to do? Please stop!

To make you more like me not you you suck!

We can't work Meghan please, stop it!

But, you both are total dog shit i'm great
What's wrong with these people who cannot see
That they should want to be
Just exactly like me?

Hold on, Meghan i believe that I can
Help them to understand

Quick please, tell me your plan

I'm working on this machine
That can map out all of your genes
Then any creature that walks in
Will come out a clone of Meghan

Hell yeah
You you and you prepare to be improved
Step up and walk right through
Come on you go through too! This is so great
Everyone has my face
The world's a better place
You saved the human race now I can see
Just what love really means
That's why now I'm asking
Will you all marry me?