Bart Baker - My Grandpa's Super Gay (The One That Got Away Parody) lyrics

Summer after high school, I noticed it
You would make out with a
Picture of Zack Morris
And on your 80th birthday
You got a Tom Cruise Tattoo
You like to get my boyfriend's liquor
And lock me in my room
Drink tons of appletinis and
Wear women's shoes
I found a stash of Playgirls in your room
Grandma doesn't know That you
Don't like chicks and how you spend all day
Searching the internet for dick
In another life, maybe you would be straight
But now I gotta say I
Think my grandpa's super gay
My grandpa's super gay
I used to have a gerbil named Johnny Cash
One day I found out that you
Stuck him up your ass
Your favorite singer is Sharon
You dress like Elton John whoaa
You own the Twilight series on Dvd
Caught you paused on Robert
Pattinson beating your meat
Its time to face the music
You are a wing come queen
Grandma doesn't know That you
Don't like chicks and how you spend all day
Searching the internet for dick
In another life, maybe you would be straight
But now I gotta say I
Think my grandpa's super gay
My grandpa's super gay