Bart Baker - No (Parody) lyrics
[Bart Baker - No Parody lyrics]
Everything about this is no this song is
No! This vid is
No! My dancing is
No! Plus it looks and sounds old
Like something Britney Spears
Did 15 years ago
What's with your new look it's
Straight up no!
Your hair is no!
Your clothes are no!
Your makeup is no!
Your stylist really blows
Did she pick out that coat?
You should let her go
You look like a leprechaun girl
No!
I wanted to do something that was new
Change the way people thought about me
So I dyed my hair changed the clothes I wear
And learned some lame choreography
Then I discarded the sound that made me big
Nineteen-fifties bubble gum doo-wop
For a sound
That straight rips off N'SYNC and
Britney Spears style pop
There's a message in this song
It's a feminist anthem
And the message is any time a
Man talks to you say
Excuse me
No!
We're here to
No!
We need to clean
No!
We need to clean the floor!
We are the janitors!
I guess we should just start
Quit hitting on me jerks I said no!
We'll start here
No!
Be careful!
No!
The floor is wet!
No!
Miss Trainor
I said no!
But, you're dancing too close!
You're going to slip
No! Quit asking me out guys, I said no!
Every guy I see tries hitting on me
I'm sick of it that's why I'm mean to them
But that sounds arrogant!
No, you don't understand
The effect my body has on men
All these girls with me are totally skinny
Which is weird because my biggest song
Is about
Positive body image for overweight girls
Meghan, we're senior VP's
At your record company
We're concerned about this
No, stop trying to hit on me!
Now we think
No!
This song's too
No!
It's not a hit!
No!
You need to re-record
And maybe write some more
Songs like you did before
I'm not going out with you assholes!
I don't want
No!
I'm married!
No!
Meghan, I'm gay!
No! Shut up, leave me alone!
But Meghan
I said no! You're not taking me home!
What's wrong with her?
She's delusional!
All men are good for nothing
If you see one run and scream
Can someone help me open this jar
It's totally stuck?
No!
What?
Neh!
Meghan, please
No! No!
I tried to help!
Results are back from tests we ran
On your blood Meghan and we have determined
You're actually a man
That can't be!
Yes it can!
If I'm a man then I must say no!
To my hands no!
To my feet no!
To my elbows no!
To myself as a whole!
She is losing control! She is gonna blow!
No n-n no n-n no no n-argh!
Oh wait, my graph was upside down she
Actually was a woman sorry
Sorry, Meghan oops
No! This vid is
No! My dancing is
No! Plus it looks and sounds old
Like something Britney Spears
Did 15 years ago
What's with your new look it's
Straight up no!
Your hair is no!
Your clothes are no!
Your makeup is no!
Your stylist really blows
Did she pick out that coat?
You should let her go
You look like a leprechaun girl
No!
I wanted to do something that was new
Change the way people thought about me
So I dyed my hair changed the clothes I wear
And learned some lame choreography
Then I discarded the sound that made me big
Nineteen-fifties bubble gum doo-wop
For a sound
That straight rips off N'SYNC and
Britney Spears style pop
There's a message in this song
It's a feminist anthem
And the message is any time a
Man talks to you say
Excuse me
No!
We're here to
No!
We need to clean
No!
We need to clean the floor!
We are the janitors!
I guess we should just start
Quit hitting on me jerks I said no!
We'll start here
No!
Be careful!
No!
The floor is wet!
No!
Miss Trainor
I said no!
But, you're dancing too close!
You're going to slip
No! Quit asking me out guys, I said no!
Every guy I see tries hitting on me
I'm sick of it that's why I'm mean to them
But that sounds arrogant!
No, you don't understand
The effect my body has on men
All these girls with me are totally skinny
Which is weird because my biggest song
Is about
Positive body image for overweight girls
Meghan, we're senior VP's
At your record company
We're concerned about this
No, stop trying to hit on me!
Now we think
No!
This song's too
No!
It's not a hit!
No!
You need to re-record
And maybe write some more
Songs like you did before
I'm not going out with you assholes!
I don't want
No!
I'm married!
No!
Meghan, I'm gay!
No! Shut up, leave me alone!
But Meghan
I said no! You're not taking me home!
What's wrong with her?
She's delusional!
All men are good for nothing
If you see one run and scream
Can someone help me open this jar
It's totally stuck?
No!
What?
Neh!
Meghan, please
No! No!
I tried to help!
Results are back from tests we ran
On your blood Meghan and we have determined
You're actually a man
That can't be!
Yes it can!
If I'm a man then I must say no!
To my hands no!
To my feet no!
To my elbows no!
To myself as a whole!
She is losing control! She is gonna blow!
No n-n no n-n no no n-argh!
Oh wait, my graph was upside down she
Actually was a woman sorry
Sorry, Meghan oops