Bart Baker - Pillowtalk Parody lyrics

I am free! I'm free from One Direction
Free to make songs about my erection

I dyed my hair blonde and I’m wearing leather
I do what I want unlike back when
One Direction was still together
I just don't give a fuck, see I did not shave
I look like I might be stoned too
Did you notice I cussed? This is the new Zayn
We've got to stop him! Yes, we do!

I made a song about sex!
And the vid’s getting more views
Than most 1D vids do
What's up with these effects?
Whoever's editing this is on something
Is that a bouquet?

Why don't you have clothes on?
Whoever made this is a moron

I'm adult and now that I have proved it
If I want, to do something I'll do it

I’ll stay up all night watching the TV
It’s past 1 am! Who's that hot chick?
He’s watching an R rated movie! Ugh
Now that I'm an adult I'm going to vape
I even got a face tattoo

I can't believe Zayn did this!
He was from a pop boy band
Now he acts like a grown man
And he’s got a huge hit
I guess it can pay off to be an adult
Maybe we should grow up
Do all that grown-up stuff
I say yes, what the heck?
Just wait 'til Zayn sees what 1D do next
Maybe we all could even try having sex!


We're four boys being bad
Gonna stay up late, gonna play grab ass
We got guns, drugs, and face tats
We're grown up, being bad!

I don't understand why isn't our
Video blowing up like Zayn's?
Everybody hates it! We're losing
All our fans!
Wow! You guys are real, fucking idiots!
Oh, and by the way
This isn't even a real tattoo
1D? More like Dumb-D! AHHHHH!

We're grown up, being bad!