Bart Baker - Pretty Girls (Parody) lyrics

"Fancy" was a big massive hit
This is a rip-off of it cos I'm so desperate
To have a hit but this song’s shitty
It send the message to young girls
Pretty equals happiness if you're ugly
Then you're worthless and your life will
Be bland and shitty hey
I’ve been around so long that these days
The kids do not even know my name
I was big back when their
Parents were in high school years
Have gone by and I'm out of ideas
Nobody cares about Britney Spears
So I hired Iggy to make me more relevant

In this dumb vid i'm s'posed to be
An alien friend of Britney
My career needs reviving
Hey why aren't you driving?

This song will never top the charts
We look like glam metal hoes
I had work on my nose
You're still not pretty
My waist used to be twenty-eight i can't fit
In these pants
It's almost time for me to dance
Just suck in Britney! Why does
This car wash only employ gay guys
In short shorts that show
Off their nice thighs?
And why is this rich preppy douchebag
Making eyes at me?
Because I just cannot believe
You tried to recreate "Fancy"
But instead you made something
That’s utter crap!

If you think this song’s message can't
Get worse well now we’re showun'
In order to have fun you must have money
But the saddest part is this track
Had nine writers on it
Don't believe me just wiki it
It's true what dummies!

Why the hell did you guys
Just get into our car?
Get out, we’re trying to leave for a party!
Uhm, excuse me, I'm Britney Spears!
And I'm Iggy Azalea, I mean an alien
And we're pretty girls
More like stuck-up shallow girls!
Iggy, do something!
Oh my god! You like so totally turned
Them into cell-phones for product placement!
Uhm totally! It's like my only super power
In this video for some stupid reason

Iggs teaming up with Brit to tell the world
All that matters is to be a pretty girl
Which is ironic because the
Whole world agrees
I look like clam chowder and
Britt looks like beef jerky see there's a
Slim line between a beauty and a beast
That's the real line in
This horrid masterpiece
Basically we're sayin' if you ain't perfect
Then you're life is gonna suck cause
You'll be a reject Iggs

Who here made the song "Pretty Girls"?
I have been sent back in time
To kill you for that crime
And destroy that song!
What's wrong with our song? "Pretty Girls"
Destroy society
It makes girls think being pretty
Is all that matters!

Ehm, Duh, yeah because being pretty is
Totally all that matters!
Uhm, Duh, yeah, Totally, like everybody
Obviously like totally knows that, duh!
Time to die girls iggy! Do something!
We like totally killed the terminator!
Totallyyyyyyyyyyy!