Bart Baker - Problem Parody lyrics

Heh… it's Iggy Iggz
I look like a dude dressed as a girl
(That's a major problem)

Hey kids
Do you remember me from Nickelodeon?
I got thin
But don't worry, I'm still just as dumb
Actually more 'cause now I'm vegan
When my body's sideways, you cannot see me
All this over-sexual dancing just
Doesn't suit me i look like I'm ten

My skirt is so short I might as well be naked
All of my views are from horny dudes spankin'

Random black guy whispering
I'm a random black guy whispering
Why is this so zoomed in on my teeth?
Can you please, zoom out, dude?
(Zoom back in)
There's broccoli stuck in my teeth
I got rib meat stuck between my teeth
So please, stop zooming in on my teeth
Big Sean, you need to start flossing

I swear that I'm totally unique
Nobody's like me
(Girl please, that's not true)
Your voice is a damn carbon
Copy of Mariah Carey hey, screw you
What he said is a fact
Bitch, just admit that
You're clearly trying to steal
My massive appeal aren't you eighty-two?

I can sing higher
Oh yeah? Prove it, grandma! AHHHH-AHHHH!
AHHHH-AHHHH! AHHHH-AHHHH!
AHHHH

Stop! Both of your voices are way too
High and annoying as fuck
So would you please, shut the hell up
Before you blow everybody's eardrums out
Damn!

Stop zooming in on my mouth
I am getting really annoyed now
That's it, I am pulling my piece out
Zoom in one more time, I dare you!

It's Iggy Iggz uh! My balls just dropped
Wake up in the morning
Dip my face in a plate of cream
This set looks like a Tim Burton sex dream
My hair is bigger than my
Huge butt in this video
My voice sounds like I am rapping
Through a hole in my throat
Iggy Iggy, too biggie to be confessin'
That I'm actually a big black dude
Who go into cross dressin'
Seeing my real face would make
You vomit in a bucket
I think that dude in the back
Must have just Googled that shit
Didn't have enough makeup to cover
Up my black skin
So I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin
And stole his sweater from him
Have you noticed the backdrop that's
Been here all along?
We've been hypnotizing ya'll to
Like this song, like what!

We're hypnotizing you
Buy this song on iTunes

People say my name reminds them of Starbucks
That's because my dad's a Grande coffee cup
Hi, sweetheart hi, daddy

Sorry Ariana, you're through
You're getting old, almost twenty-two
And we need someone bigger than you
Wait, what the hell are you saying?
You need to get an upgrade
Well, actually, totally replaced
Say hi to Ariana Venti
I sing even higher than you noooooooo

Holy shit! That video sucked!
The worst ending ever!
All you did is replace one
Bitch with another bitch
Hey, you just zoomed in on my mouth again?!
Aight! That's it! You one dead motherfucker!