Bart Baker - Rude Parody lyrics

I have a girl she is my girlfriend
But she don’t know it
Save her a place here in my bed
By where her shrine is
Check her accounts to see where she’s been
Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook
Her car’s at her house, so she must be in

I’m your daughter’s stalker can I
Make her my wife? Say yes, say yes
Go to hell, asshole
Crappy fake reggae one hit wonders
Aren’t my daughter’s type
Get the hell away from my house, psycho!

OMG, her dad’s so rude
Creepy stalkers have rights too
There’s nothing that he can do
His daughter is gonna marry me
She’ll be my girl it is our destiny
I’ll be her world and she’ll always obey me
Did that weird guy just say
That he’s stalking me?
He should really use shampoo

The Jamaican accent in my
Voice is totally fake
But my love’s real and she has no choice
She will be my life mate
Her family’s so hungry
Waiting for the guy from Domino's
I will steal his clothing
This time I’ll surely get through the door

Did you order a large pepperoni deep dish?
I did yes, thanks, I paid on the phone
Let me put it on the table for you
No, just give me it hey, wait aren’t you
That creep from before!

Don’t come back or you’ll be screwed
I’m calling the cops on you
Just one sec before you do
Can I at least smell your panties, babe?
Come near my girl and you’ll
Get an ass kicking! You can’t fight fate
We’re meant to be family if you come back
I will fill you full of lead!
How the hell did I get nude?

I call on the spirit's to
Help make her my wife
Hey, check it out, it’s Bob Marley’s ghost
Promise no more lame fake
Reggae songs the rest
Of your life and I’ll grant your wish
I swear on my soul

Time to change this old man’s 'tude
What the hell!? With my magic Marley doob
My daughter is all yours, dude
Does anyone have a piece of cake?
I now pronounce you stalker and stalkee
You may now kiss your bridal abductee
Hold up, you freak
There’s one thing before you kiss me
I am actually a dude

David Copperfield!? That’s right!
And now for my greatest magic
Trick of all time
I’ll make an extremely annoying one
Hit wonder band disappear
Now that’s what I call magic, man ja