Bart Baker - Shake It Off Parody lyrics

I have so much fame
I'm richer than Bruce Wayne
My life is so great, mmm hmm
I just can't keep a date, mmm hmm
But, it's not enough for me
To be queen of country
I need more love and acclaim, mmm hmm
'Cause, I am insane, ha ha ha ha

I'll make pop music that's trite, bland
And useless
And use my dumb blonde cuteness to expand
My fan base to a bigger size

Well, this song is really lame
Lame lame lame lame
And this video's the same-same-same-same-same
A mess of cheerleading, twerking, and ballet
'Make it stop! Make it stop!'
Why does this scene look like
A shitty Gap ad?
Why the hell am I dressed like an urban man?
I am clueless who I am-am-am-am-am
''Turn it off! Turn it off!''

I date a lot of guys
And I'm always surprised
When they break up with me, mmm hmm
I'm lovely can't you see? Mmm-mmm
But the sad truth is that
(But the sad truth is that)
I am a psychopath (Am a psychopath)
If you do not love me, mmm hmm
I'll chop off your testes

So just keep on hating and
I'll keep on making
Songs that keep on stating that I don't care
Which proves you care way too much

I just want the whole wide
World to love Tay Tay
That's why I'm desperately trying to relate
To every race by dressing up all these ways
Make it stop! Make it stop!
I have absolutely no rhythm it's sad!
When I dance I look like a paralyzed rat
Hypnotizing you with ass so you can't
Turn it off! Turn it off!

Hey, hey hey! You didn't think
This god-awful pandering sellout
Song and video could get any worse did you?
Well, guess what?
Now you have to listen to me rap!
It's going according to plan
I'll have my revenge on the haters who hate
My new army of zombie fans
Will obey my commands
Kill my haters and the jerks I used to date!

Taylor, don't! You've
Gone insane-sane-sane-sane-sane!
Your feeble attempt to halt me is in vain!
Now, behold the dawning of my wicked reign!
Taylor, stop! Taylor, stop!
I will damn you back to
Hell hell hell hell hell!
Go ahead! That's where
I dwell-dwell-dwell-dwell-dwell!
There is nothing you can do
To break my spell!
Taylor, stop! Taylor, stop!
To break your evil curse
I'll send you somewhere worse
I Lord God now decree
You go back to country!