Bart Baker - Sorry (Parody) lyrics

Lately I've been really stressed out I
Have done many dumb things
Like leavin a show cos someone in
The front row spilled a drink
And walking round naked while photographers
Snapped pics of my peen
Then claiming I was a victim of shrinkage
My manager told me to make
A song to apologize
He told me to act like my
Life is hard so people empathize
Then he said to look at the camera
And make sad puppy dog eyes
Cos it would make my teen girl
Fans feel bad for me

Yeah, when I publicly say I'm sorry
Everyone will instantly forgive me
And once they do that
I can get away with anything
So once I've said I'm sorry, I did bad
I can go back to being a douchebag

I'm sorry, yeah sorry, yeah
Sorry i can act like a total piece of shit
As long as I say I'm sorry for it

I could seduce a hot mom
And talk her into intercourse
Tell her to leave her husband for me
And cause her to get divorced
Then when I bail it’s ok as
Long as I express remorse
I’ve forgiven for ruining her family

Eh… i could punch a bum in the tummy
And i could eat your food if it’s yummy
Wow these fries are good
I could even kick someone’s baby
As long as I pretend I feel regret
I could beat an old man with a baguette

I’m sorry… yeah
Sorry… yeah
Sorry
I just saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Now I’ll tweet out spoilers of how it ends

Oh… wait! Hold on… I’m sorry, man i’m sorry
Don’t do it no!


I’m sorry… yeah
Sorry… yeah
Sorry… hey I said sorry Kylo what the fuck?
Now put my head back on you stupid schmuck!