Bart Baker - Starboy (Parody) lyrics

I'm The Weeknd, I'm the greatest ever
Rich as hell, now got so much cheddar
I'm a huge pop star dude however
I'm never happy smile never
And so I made a catchy song that
Makes me seem like an egocentric ass
All I do in this verse is brag about
All the cars and girls I have

I hate the person that I used to be
So I cut my hair and now I've totally
Reinvented myself with a haircut
Which is a very immature teen mentally
It's clear that I've totally lost my mind
All of these platinum records
Have made me blind
Might as well destroy everything of mine
But, before that, I'ma snort some lines

(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
They would all laugh
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
At my stupid fucking hairdo
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha) kiss my damn ass
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
Now I'm richer than all of you

Now that my hair's gone
The next thing I must do is get rid
Of all my other old shit too
Switch my style up even more just to prove
I'll still be the best, no matter what I lose
For example, if I chop off this leg
I will probably get even more respect
Here, I'll just hack it off
With this Neon cross even my blood is rich
It tastes like pasta sauce

Okay, that hurts, but what a relief
To prove that there's another part
Of the old me
I don't need as long as I have money
Guess I might as well chop
Off the other one also
Even without legs, I am still the best
I'll post this on Instagram, hashtag blessed
Who needs limbs? I should just lose the rest
Daft Punk, what's up? Guys
Are you impressed?

Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha what have you done?
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha
You're a motherfucking stump boy
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha you are so dumb
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha
Chop my motherfucking head off

DO IT! But, if we cut off your head
It will destroy your vocal cords
Bullshit! I don't need any part
Of my old self
To be a motherfucking Starboy! CUT IT OFF
Bitch! I'm a motherfucking Starboy!
See? We tried to tell you now you can't sing
People did not care about your looks, cars
And money they cared about your voice
Your career is terminated dumbass!
No! No!