Bart Baker - Style (Parody) lyrics

At last
I've found a man who won't leave me fast
Great ass
And when I drone on he doesn't talk back
In the bedroom, oh!
He lets me do all the things
That I like to do when we screw
Oh yaaaaaaaahh
And even though this song's title is 'Style'
It's not at all about Harry Styles
You can see I'm over that guy!
This video is a boring piece of shit
I don't know why anyone would
Even want to watch it
It's just a lame rip-off
Of True Detective's credit's
Mixed with a bad film school thesis
It's so fucking pretentious
I went way over budget on 'Blank Space'
I destroyed a vintage sports car
It was such a waste
That's why this vid is just
Crap projected on my face
And these pieces of broken glass
These pieces of broken glass

I'm psycho
By now everyone in the world knows
But, I don't act all crazy in this video
I'll play nice girl, oh!
And even though I'm the devil
I'll fool the world i'll fool the world
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
This song sounds like the
Soundtrack of 'Drive'
With it's cheesy 80's synth vibe
And that annoying funk guitar line

I'm going to use a Satanic ritual
To bring you to life so you're
Not just a big doll
You'll be my real boyfriend and
You'll always make me smile
And we both will kill Harry Styles
We'll skin and kill Harry Styles!

We're here to stop you Taylor you are sick

This is the last time that you
Write about me you bitch!

You can't stop me

Oh, yes we can boys, unzip your pants

Let's use our One Erection power
Our gigantic 1D power!

ROAR!

Looks like our work here is done, lads

Hey, that mannequin could be a
Great replacement for Zayn!

By golly, you're right! He's hot
AND he's got no brains, he's perfect!

Yay!

Where the hell is that mannequin that crazy
Bitch stole from me?! this'll work yeah