Bart Baker - Teenie Weenie (Eenie Meenie Parody) lyrics
[Bart Baker - Teenie Weenie Eenie Meenie Parody lyrics]
Teenie Weenie it won't grow
Think it ran away from home
If you find it, if if if you find it
Let me know
She cannot find it it's sucked inside
I'm like an asian stereotyped
I wiz on my nut don't swat my fly
Wider than Justin's
You've seen lots of types
The tree trunk and meat sword
But, you laugh at my little chode
Ima show it some fight
And pump and extend it
So i can turn this needle into a bone
At least it's really wide wide wide wide wide
Can't see it from the side
Side side side side
Be careful when we grind grind grind grind
It's kind of fragile for a small littlе stump
O You can find a teenie
Weenie under thе covers
Sadly I have a teenie
Weenie my pubes discovered
Damnit I have a teenie weenie
And the girls hate it
Yah they be spreadin pictures of
It all over thee net woah oh oh oha ho
Let me show you how it's shrunken
Like a grain of rice
Better grab that microscope
So you don't strain your eyes
I masturbate with tweezers on lonely nights
But, Im bigger than Kingston
You seem like the type
To twerk em and squirt em
But, you will not touch my baby dong
So give me the night
And a pack of extenze pills
I can turn this meal worm into king kong
I lose it all the time time time time time
Thin as a piece of twine
Twine twine twine twine
Be careful when you grind
Grind grind grind grind
Its nothing more than just
A small little stub
Because I have a teenie weenie
And I can't find it
Its so damn small sometimes I mistake
It for a tooth pick
O yes I have a teenie weenie
And the girls hate it
They always point and giggle at
Me when I display it woah oh oh oha ho
Teenie Weenie it won't grow
See it with a telescope
If you find it, if if if you find it
Let me know
Think it ran away from home
If you find it, if if if you find it
Let me know
She cannot find it it's sucked inside
I'm like an asian stereotyped
I wiz on my nut don't swat my fly
Wider than Justin's
You've seen lots of types
The tree trunk and meat sword
But, you laugh at my little chode
Ima show it some fight
And pump and extend it
So i can turn this needle into a bone
At least it's really wide wide wide wide wide
Can't see it from the side
Side side side side
Be careful when we grind grind grind grind
It's kind of fragile for a small littlе stump
O You can find a teenie
Weenie under thе covers
Sadly I have a teenie
Weenie my pubes discovered
Damnit I have a teenie weenie
And the girls hate it
Yah they be spreadin pictures of
It all over thee net woah oh oh oha ho
Let me show you how it's shrunken
Like a grain of rice
Better grab that microscope
So you don't strain your eyes
I masturbate with tweezers on lonely nights
But, Im bigger than Kingston
You seem like the type
To twerk em and squirt em
But, you will not touch my baby dong
So give me the night
And a pack of extenze pills
I can turn this meal worm into king kong
I lose it all the time time time time time
Thin as a piece of twine
Twine twine twine twine
Be careful when you grind
Grind grind grind grind
Its nothing more than just
A small little stub
Because I have a teenie weenie
And I can't find it
Its so damn small sometimes I mistake
It for a tooth pick
O yes I have a teenie weenie
And the girls hate it
They always point and giggle at
Me when I display it woah oh oh oha ho
Teenie Weenie it won't grow
See it with a telescope
If you find it, if if if you find it
Let me know