Bart Baker - The Monster Parody lyrics

I'm friends with a monster, his name's Eminem
Going to take a journey inside of his head
I'm trying to save him
Don't fight this process
Have you seen Inception?
Yeah, we stole that conception

I'm inside my brain trying to
Find out my true freak, you see
Need to reveal the real me
Do you think that this elevator's an antique?
I think I'm going to get motion sick
Excuse me looks like I ate cake and tacos
Too and there’s mom’s spaghetti
Knees weak, palms are sweaty
Wrong song you deadbeat!
Now I see me, wait this is confusing
Why do I look like a baby?
It's the birth of Slim Shady don’t you see?
You and Dr dre created me
Get me out of here RiRi oh shit, he woke up
Time to hit him back to sleep
Goddamn, I'm back in this weird dream
I'm beginning to think that Rihanna
Is not a real shrink
You should just listen to me
Do drugs, bash gays
Hate on boy bands, and always be angry
Here's some pills to help you think

Em should get a sponsor
He's such a pill head
Maybe from Vicodin, Valium, or Ambien
He's always so pissed off
He can't catch his breath
Eminem calm down, please
Stop with all the yelling

Flashback to my wigger mindset
I look like I stole
Somebody’s over-sized UPS outfit
And freebased in it
And on top of all of that crap
I’m wearing a doo rag and
Can't control my hands
Cut me slack I was trailer trash
Yodel-odel ay hee hoo!
Who the hell’s this faggot ass dude yodeling?
Dude, I don’t know, it’s your weird ass dream
I'm here Elton John the gay pianist
You're still using that word? Time
For you to pay
Come here give me a kiss oh, no, my toupee!
Without that stupid wig you
Look cute actually
Can I please, suck your dick?
What the hell's happening in my head?
Why did I just offer dome to a gay guy?
If I'm relaying what the voice
In my head's saying i really am disturbed

Marshall’s on a roof now
How did that happen?
Pretty sure that elevator was descendin'
I guess his messed up
Head can't tell direction
Whatever, never mind, back to the storyline
This song's almost over, this must be the end
(Whatever is) Whatever is in that
Box must be his demon (Wait, what the) Wait
What the fuck it's a giant M&M
(You dumbass) You dumbass
Don't you see? This is your destiny
Set yourself free! Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

'Cause, I'm a candy, yes, I'm a man candy
Now my rap name finally makes
Sense to you and me
Moral of the story kids, don't do drugs
Don't do drugs, don't do drugs
'Cause, I'm a candy, yes, I'm a man candy
Now my rap name finally makes
Sense to you and me
Moral of the story kids, don't do drugs
Don't do drugs, don't do drugs
Who the fuck is this guy?
I don't know, my stupid mom hired him