Bart Baker - This Is What You Came For (Parody) lyrics

This song was written 'bout Taylor
Before calvin got dumped poor dude
Back when he was in love with her
And she was in love too
It seemed too good to be true
They were such a cute
Couple but then pretty soon
Taylor started to do
What she always starts to do act all cuckoo
She said

Where The hell have you been?

Working on a new song for you

Bullshit! What's it called then Calvin?

It's called "This is what you came for"
And it's all about you

I do not believe you!

Baby I swear it's true

Then explain this picture dude!

She is singing the tune

Now I know what I've gotta do!
Watch every move!

Taylor proceeded to never let him out view
Her eyes were always glued
To everything he would do
But he still loved her true

I love how you stare at me boo

I don't trust you!

One day when Taylor's eyes were shut
Calvin snuck to a massage spot
That was known for giving handjobs
And photographers
Caught him leaving the shop
Taylor saw the news and thought

He'll pay for that handjob
Once he releases his song
About me I'll cheat on
Him and dump his ass for Tom Hiddleston!

And so taylor played along for
Five months until his song came out

It's time! HA HA HA HA!

Baby, our song is a huge hit i put
My soul in it for you

That's great but Calvin dear guess what?
I've been cheating on
You with Tom Hiddleston

The bad guy from Thor wait what?
I thought we had true love

That's before your rub and tub!

It was only a rub

Bullshit, now it is time I must
Finish you off! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Now that's what i came for! HA HA HA HA!
Literally! MMM! Come on Tom, I'm horny now!
Let us go to the dwelling!