Bart Baker - What About Love Parody lyrics

I I 'm a clone of
Bieber, wear oversized sneakers
And sing into mirrors
And my-my government grew me
In a laboratory
To become the next big teen heartthrob

Everything's looking good, next
We should test out how he performs the hook!

Now I'm outside
My friends are dancing like tools
See a black guy
And high-five him so that I look cool
Chasing a broad, acting like I am in love
Singing a song
That sounds twenty years old and
Also my hat is dumb who is this scum?

Why are you walking away? I guess you
Must be gay, 'cause I'm fucking perfect
Bitch no, it's because you look nine
And I hope you
Realize, that this song sounds
Just like, bye, bye, bye

Everything's looking great, with Austin
Wait, who is that? Oh shit it's Justin

This needs to stop
Crap he found us this is bad
You think you're hot
But you don't even wear drop-crotch pants
Justin piss off, I'm the new you kiss my ass
That's the last straw
I challenge you to a swag match
OK it's on! Swag swag swag swag swag
Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag

What the hell is happening?
Their egos are colliding
It is causing an earthquake
We need to deactivate