Crudbump - England (Last Year) lyrics

I went to England last year
And it was fucked up
I went to England last year
And it was fucked up
I went to England last year
And it was fucked up

I rode a lorry down to post a parcel
It was raining out so I wore a mackintosh
I had to eat lunch at a Tesco
The food was measured out in grams and liters

I went to England last year
And it was fucked up

I had to get on a plane, fuck that
I had to go all the way across the pond
And it turns out it isn't really a pond
It took about 8 hours

I went to England last year
And it was fucked up

Went down to the High Street
Had to hire a barrister
He's like a lawyer but different
I sat my A levels in maths

I went to England last year
And it was fucked up

I went to England last year
And it was fucked up
They had cameras everywhere and I
Was flicking em off
And a guy came on the loud speaker and said
Don't give the cameras the finger
This is England