Crudbump - I Don't Do Shit lyrics

Today is the day you get
Hit with some reality
You need to learn how real people live
This is the story (This is the story)

I got fourteen chairs to lean back in
Three recliners for straight relaxing
And two different beds to go to sleep
No Mattress Factory, kid, I ain't cheap
I got the California King with the Pillowtop
10 PM, you see the pillows drop
Why're you in my bedroom
Are you Dick Cheney? Get out

I don't do shit (I don't do shit)
I don't do shit (I don't do shit)

I don't do shit, that's my decision
Not doing shit is like my religion
Look to the east five times a day
And if I'm doing shit, then I put it away

Oh, I should come to the club and get crazy?
I'm the Saddam of being lazy
And besides, I can drink beer at home
I do it every afternoon

I don't do shit (I don't do shit)
I don't do shit (I don't do shit)

I wanna give a shout-out to sitting down
Give a shout-out to laying down
Wanna give a shout-out to
Typing stuff into Google
Wanna give a shout-out to Cesar Milan
For letting me imagine what it would be
Like if I trained my dog
I wanna give a shout-out to waking up late
(Waking up late) don't hate
(Don't hate, The TV is on and
It's a motherfucking marathon)
My day is over, man (My day is over, man)
(I'm going to be right here
Because I don't do shit, I don't do shit)
(I don't do shit, The TV is on and
It's a motherfucking marathon)